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the gay baller, the real estate jackal, and the flimsy extortion plot set in atlanta

we don’t get many opportunities to meet the rich and famous.
~~i know when i went on a date with my nfl baller wolf,~~
~~even though it didn’t work out,~~
~~i still kept his situation to myself.~~
i don’t need ot be put on by clout.
some think of the long game to take their lives further.
others think the short game for instant gratification.
the rest are bottom-of-the-barrel jackals looking to do what they do best.
the following real estate jackal was thinking “bottom-of-the-barrel“.

Why did my manz decide to extort a Baller Wolf?

you know what…

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brian laundrie is finally found

most social media couples always start off like ^this.
cute pictures that are all smiles to convince us they’re #couplegoals.
it makes many of us seethe with jealousy or lust.
~~lust is dependent on if you’re in your homewrecker bag.~~
if i came across gabby petito and brian laundrie’s pictures online,
especially with the whole proposal and going to travel cross country,
i would have gotten wrapped up in the hashtags.
unfortunately,
like many of these forward-presenting couples on social media,
all wasn’t what it seemed.
there were all kinds of abuse going on that ended with the murder of gabby petito.
they finally found closure to the insane manhunt for brain laundrie via ny post…