i think nba baller wolf for the cleveland cavaliers,
kyrie irving,
is cute.
lowkey.
well he took the opportunity to show us what he is working with.
where?
it happened at the cavs victory parade today via celebrity eggplants…
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usher is what you call…

“vintage penis”

his sexy just gets better with age.
lord let me not say that.
that “woman” he use to be married to lurks.
well usher had a “oops-whoopsie-daisy” today.
he posted a “nearly eggplant but not quite” on his snapchat.
this is what a vix-bi led me to via celebrity eggplants…
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we haven’t talked about jayceon taylor lately.
he hasn’t posted any eggplants so “womp womp”.
so stevie j,
oh lhhatl fame,
saw a picture of jayceon posted up with joseline.
it was at a premiere.
i guess stevie j got jealous and had something to say.
welp!
jayceon came with the dragging and well…
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i knew ^this baller wolf had a big peen.
you couldn’t tell me nba baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
wasn’t packing that meat.
 #eggplantnofriday
well his baby mama,
teyana taylor,
uploaded a precious moment to her snap.
this also happened…
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…so ^this is what nicki minaj left behind for meek?
i’m a little mad.
oh well.
i’m sure someone out here will keep that sausage warm.
safaree.
“call me”.
…wait.
you “gotz” money?
…what?
i had to ask.
you know…
asking for a friend.

well its about time!
i know i been waiting.
so trey songz has a big eggplant.
i know we know this from ( x here ).
well he made a snapchat of his eggplant and well…
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