Kyrie Irving Packing More Steel Than The Championship Trophy?

Screen Shot 2016-06-22 at 8.48.43 PMi think nba baller wolf for the cleveland cavaliers,
kyrie irving,
is cute.

lowkey.
well he took the opportunity to show us what he is working with.
where?
it happened at the cavs victory parade today via celebrity eggplants…
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Usher and His Eggplant Brings Us All To His Snapchat

Screen Shot 2016-04-28 at 7.40.14 PMusher is what you call…

“vintage penis”

his sexy just gets better with age.
lord let me not say that.
that “woman” he use to be married to lurks.
well usher had a “oops-whoopsie-daisy” today.
he posted a “nearly eggplant but not quite” on his snapchat.
this is what a vix-bi led me to via celebrity eggplants
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It’s Never A Dull Moment With A Jayceon Taylor Dragging

Processed with VSCOcam with se3 presetwe haven’t talked about jayceon taylor lately.
he hasn’t posted any eggplants so “womp womp”.
so stevie j,
oh lhhatl fame,
saw a picture of jayceon posted up with joseline.
it was at a premiere.
i guess stevie j got jealous and had something to say.
welp!
jayceon came with the dragging and well…
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How Did Iman Shumpert’s Meat Fit On Her Phone Screen?

Screen Shot 2016-04-13 at 10.14.27 PMi knew ^this baller wolf had a big peen.
you couldn’t tell me nba baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
wasn’t packing that meat.
 #eggplantnofriday
well his baby mama,
teyana taylor,
uploaded a precious moment to her snap.
this also happened…
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Nicki Minaj Ex Packing More Than His Bags

CVBThoBWwAEN3Ez…so ^this is what nicki minaj left behind for meek?
i’m a little mad.
oh well.
i’m sure someone out here will keep that sausage warm.
safaree.
“call me”.
…wait.
you “gotz” money?
…what?
i had to ask.
you know…

asking for a friend.

Trey Songz Debuts His Eggplant

tumblr_nlvv1uRxpf1qbw767o1_500well its about time!
i know i been waiting.
so trey songz has a big eggplant.
i know we know this from ( x here ).
well he made a snapchat of his eggplant and well…
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