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meet the twink and his online wolf daddy

to be young,
beautiful,
racially ambiguous,
and a twink fox in these forests.
the forest is really your oyster.
the twink foxes seem to get the black wolves too.
isn’t funny how they can be strict foxes and it’s okay,
but when a black fox wants to do the same,
it’s a whole conversation.
#imsleep

anyway that seems to be the life of 19 year old,
stephen oscar.
he’s a lifestyle youtuber from chicago who usually gets 8k a video.
in his recent video,
he got 176k.
he went to dubai and met up with a “friend” from tinder.
this is who it was in the video titled “meet my online daddy”...
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Omarion Ryan Gets Burned! (and Has The War Wounds To Prove It)

^this is my absolute fav picture of o.
we love foxhole fav,

omarion ryan,
looking like Jesus and hairless.
well i know i do.
i don’t know about you.
so he went to get laser hair removal at the ocp medical center,
which is located in dubai.
a f-bi sent me what happened…
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August “September” Alsina Ain’t Here To Be Bothered

Screen Shot 2015-02-19 at 7.56.36 PMive been lucky that all the celebs ive approached have been cool.
i’m not a big “approacher” at all.
usually ive met them working behind the scenes.
i don’t do “screaming fan on street #1937002777733”.
celebs that ive heard were asshole never showed me that side
again: i’ve been lucky.
an f-bi sent me this of august “september” alsina on a plane.
looked like a commercial flight.
apparently someone wanted to talk to him and well…
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Oh Jesus! (Oh Its Just Omarion Ryan)

Screen Shot 2014-12-27 at 12.18.57 PMif jesus walked on earth,
i think he would look like ( x omarion ryan ) and have a gym membership.
it would give us a good reason to get down on your knees right?
okay.
i’ll pour the gasoline on my draws now.

lowkey: the things i would do to a wolf with this body.
shiiiiiiiiidddddddd….
i think he would break up with me for being too sexual.

*photo credited to omarion ryan

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So These 3 Hanging Out In Dubai, Huh?

Screen Shot 2014-01-05 at 3.12.53 PMmaxwell,
will smith,
and tyrese together in dubai.
hmm...
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Justin Bieber Gets Attacked By A Male Fan In Dubai!

this is for all you over zealous justin bieber fans.
listen up…
i know you was plotting on trying to get that.

tumblr_mmcvzhkCJ51spiv0qo1_500you gotta stand in line behind 10 million horny teenager girls,
but running up on the stage is not the way to do it.
biebz got attacked in dubai at his concert today.
well not attacked,
but tapped on a shoulder by a male fan.
this is the outcome…

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