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when your boyfriend dies and leaves you his secret life to deal with

a foxholer sent me this story and its quite a doozy.
i would hate for my wolf to die and all his secrets came flying out.
from the illegal activities to the side hoes.
fuck planning his funeral.
put him in a suitcase and let the state deal with it.
deshawn mcmanus was shot and killed on feb. 9th in north carolina.
(  x read it here )
his girlfriend was mourning his death on social media as she should:

up until the “gotcha gotcha”

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deep fried pussy: a cooking tutorial from azealia banks

*the following entry is rated demonic.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i had to have my assistant sage the foxhole for the following story.
so uh foxhole,
i was sent this story from the pretty vixen and a foxholer at the same time this morning.
i was left speechless.
i am still speechless.
azealia banks decided to dig up her dead cat to cook it.
yes,
you read correctly and i come with videos/pics

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the gays and the hoes are to blame for starting the rona and killing this preacher?

did folks think the ro-ro is gone?
hell,
i think people assume it’s over when biden got elected.
nahhhhhhhhh homie!
the ro-ro is still on her tour of america,
but i hope she is making her final stops soon.

I’m done with her.

there are ( x 10 million cases in the US ),
according to cnbc.
it seems all the trump supporters haven’t been learning not to test her.
this time in “who should have known better“,
it was a televangelist who claimed the rona was spread by gay sex and non-virgins

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how to predict your own death in a 2020 toyota supra and post it on your snapchat

i always find it eerie when folks predict their own deaths on their social media.
there is power in the fingers.

“imma kill it on the highway”

well that she did.
stephanie angelica vasquez put on her snap that she was flexing in a 2020 toyota supra.
this is what happened via “worldstar“…

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herman cain lost his battle trying to keep up the good fight (ironic)

ironic“.
there is a song from alanis morissette i really like off her “jagged little pill” album.

 

what?
that album is therapy for the broken-hearted.
anyway,
the song is all about ironic situations that happen in this interesting life of ours.
herman cain,
a republican and stark trump supporter,
died today.
it’s the “how” that leads to the irony via “the washington post“…

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rip naya rivera aka santana lopez

i’m so glad that the family was able to get closure.
i was just telling someone that if they didn’t find her body,
lake piru was going to be a huge tourist attraction.

“This is where Glee’s Naya Rivera was never found.”

sadly,
i don’t have good news to report in regards to her outcome.
naya was found today via “tmz“…

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