so it seems like everyone gets these random “calvin klein” ads.
they aren’t professional photo shoots,
but they are “look at me in my draws”.
like ( x this one ).
well august alsina wants to put his bid in.
i guess this is the perfect entry for “eggplant friday”…
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i hate rush hour.
coming home for me is like being squeezed into a sardine can.
all that pushing and shoving just to get on the train…
ugh.
its like a fight to see who can get and stay on.
people don’t even give a fuck either.
they will squeeze themselves in a tight spot just to get in.
well tonight,
this someone squeezed himself in my tight spot and…
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can someone tell jussie he is lookin’ like a joint in ^that pic?
okay thanks.
well speaking of joints,
one of the f-bi sent me this article from mediatakeout today.
you know that forest always needs a receipt as well.
well it was a picture of jussie smollett and his alleged new joint.
take a look…
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well its about time.
all that pipe teasing from antm winner,
keith carlos,
and we finally get to see it in the flesh…
allegedly…
(this is nsfw,
18^,
and “not for straight eyes unless curious”)…
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“5-3-8…7

denied.

damn.
hmm.

1-2-3-4

accepted.

this dumb ass...
aight let me see his private messages…
i gave him 3 benadryls so he gonna be sleep until tomorrow afternoon.
just as i thought!
this asshole.
ugh.”

i don’t want to be this person.
the:

“hackin’ my wolf’s phone to find out if he is cheatin’ on me.”

…person.
that person makes me break out in hives.
i usually judge that person in my head.

“if they know their wolf isn’t faithful,
what more proof is needed?

sometimes you can have all the proof and still need the “gut punch”.
you need to read the messages.
see the sexting.
your nose needs to inhale the bullshit.
straight.
no chaser.
so there you are…
screenshotting and emailing evidence to yourself.
sending messages to the hoes with a promise of an ass whoopin’.
why is the aggression directed at his ass?
why not drop him and realize our worth?
hmm.
at some point,
in the matters of love,
do we all become “that person”?
the one who has to stalk his social media accounts?
i had to wonder…

Can you see yourself hackin’ your man’s phone?
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i might be able to predict the future.
i swear on everything i love and my life that i predict this.
something in my foxy senses said last week:

“shawn’s nudes gonna leak soon…”

…and here today,
shawn bullard from “match made in heaven” gets some leakage.
is it me or does he give anyone “low key messy”?
well how did they leak in the first place?
“the revenge of the ex”.
baller alert got the special delivery and this is what the ex told them…
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