that yellow meat would go nicely with my frozen vegetables

It never fails.

i woke up today in a moody mental space.
it’s probably the cancer “i hate everything” in me.
i’ve accepted and owned that.
this morning’s agenda was to run a few errands.
i threw on:

Hoodie
Sweats
Dad Hat
Crocs

i was not really in a “see or be seen” kind of mood.
as i’m outside,
i decided to go to supermarket to pick up a few items.
as soon as i step in there,
i don’t know what holiday today is but…

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stevie j is a piece of (juicy) work

even though stevie j is a walking toxic hazard with a reputation that could sink a ship,
and let’s be real

He’s probably got more skeletons in his closet than a haunted house.

there’s one thing we can all agree on…

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tyrone swinton was killed by a younger hyena and all he did was help him

I knew an older gay male like this.

at his big age,
he is still struggling with his sexuality but he is a sucker for younger and attractive males.

i blame his church upbringing for hiding his true desires.
either way,
he gives these younger males money or a place to stay.

He only likes you if you are in need and he can be in control.
He doesn’t attract males who have their shit together and don’t need him.

many of these males have been to jail but using him for his kindness.
he let one stay the night at his spot only to be awakened by the jackal fuckin’ some hoe in his crib.

…but gonna highlight how he saw his dick and it was big.

he was all upset about it but i couldn’t help but judge.
now i don’t know if tyrone swinton (above) was gay but his story reminded me of the person i know.
tyrone lost his life trying to help someone who is troubled…

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do ya’ll think brittney griner is coming home anytime soon cause…

i know people who pack all kinds of edibles when they travel.
when we go on vacation with a group of people,
more than likely,
you want to turn tf up in another country.
after this brittney griner drama:

Ya’ll need to seriously research the laws of other countries.

 countries will kill you for something that is a slap on the wrist out here.
i know ya’ll heard about brittney’s fate in russia today.
if you didn’t…

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new yawk tough… until mother nature is on her period

new yawk is a tough city,
but it’s one of those states that can’t take too much damage with the weather.
we not like texas or florida up here.
any strong gust of wind and the national guard is called.
even with too much snow,
it can fuck us up.
new yawk is built for light mood swings by mother nature.
we can’t deal with her full-blown temper tantrums like how she do down south.
i knew it was gonna rain,
but i didn’t think it was gonna feel like i was in a whirlpool

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (107)

i’m so glad i’m gay.
i’m glad gay males can’t get pregnant.
as much raw sex as we love to have,
many of us should have a shit ton of kids.

OMG IMAGINE ALL THAT CHILD COURT DRAMA IF GAY MALES COULD GET PREGNANT?!?!?

that testosterone in those battles <
black straights love having kids in these weird & fucked up situations.
ya know,
like this one

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