a seat or a ride.
pick one,
or both if you’re feeling lit,
but expect a series of ranting coming from underneath you.
baller wolf fav,
dez bryant,
was drafted to the ravens after being a free agent for a while.
on the night he was supposed to reunite with the cowboys,
his old team and arch-nemesis…

and this happened…
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i realllllllllllllllly love an idiot.
i really love when an idiot is exposed.
everyone remember that nfl baller wolf for the dallas cowboys,
ezekiel elliott,
scandal ( x a few months ago )?
well the she-hyena involved,
tiffany thompson,
has some ‘splaining to do.
reports are saying she allegedly asked her friends to lie for her.
baller alert has the scoop…
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you know i think baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is rough.
he looks like he plays rough in and out of the…
well you get the idea.
well all the nfl baller wolves are currently in training camp.
the new season starts in less than a couple weeks so its work to be done.
i guess they are all frustrated because dez let loose on his teammate…

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dez!
i know you probably still VEX tonight over that loss,
but i feel you on that play they gave to greenbay.
it definitely wasn’t right.
you put in work this season so don’t think it was in vain!
try to enjoy your upcoming vaca after a good season!

awww well isn’t that just cute!
that’s super thick baller wolf demarco murray from the cowboys,
his girlfriend heidi mueller,
and his beautiful cub in a beautiful family portrait.
aww.
makes me tear up in the left eye.
well this is other baller wolf,
brennan clay,
and a few tweets about his own family portrait…
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someone send one of my vixens his way.
or my foxhole.
life is about to be good for odell beckham jr of the ny giants.
this is why…
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