The following gave me second hand embarrassment.

i’m starting to realize you can’t tell certain pineapples that you are into them.
it goes beyond just a fear of rejection.
it’s like a game of “i just randomly landed on his dick and here we are“.
it also is a “crush killer” too.
the person who reveals their true feelings vocally first loses the game.
the person who can get the other to reveal their interest by body language wins.
jerrod carmicheal lost when it came to revealing his crush to tyler the creator…

when i was a baby millennial,
while the straights were crushing on ashley banks in the 90s,
i was crushing heavy on a wolf named romeo on the steve harvey show…

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i know you want to fuck me,
and i definitely want you to,
but i asked myself yesterday…

Would you make a good boyfriend?

hell,
even a friend?
your actions contradict my fantasies.
that was the thought i woke up with on my spirit today…

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we didn’t speak when we walked into my apartment.

there was nothing to say really.
this has been a build up since we first laid eyes on each other.

“i’m not hungry.” i said, while we were at dinner.

“why not?” he said, a look of disappointment on his face.

“i don’t want to eat anything because we are gonna fuck tonight.”

his eyes lit up.

“i’ve waited a long time for you.
i want to fuck.”

that’s when he knew i wasn’t playing any games and quickly asked for the check…

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the person we think he is might be better when we jack off.
seriously.
the fantasy is always better than the reality with a majority of these males.
tbh,
i think this is where most of us get caught up
we see them in person or in public,
they go to our schools or work at our jobs,
and they look really fuckin’ good.
they start working out and you start seeing them in a new light.
we daydream because of how they look that they’ll…

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it’s pretty easy to fall into destructive habits on social media.
before “snap” and “ig“,
if we weren’t in someone’s life any longer,
we truly didn’t know what was happening with them.
it isn’t until we run into them in the supermarket,
or get word of their death,
is when we’ll get an update.
it’s easy to become a lowkey stalker these days.
for the last week,
that has been me.

I found the first wolf that was my first crush

my first “work wolf”,
sans a working environment.
the one who literally opened the door to alla this.
we all have that one.
i fucked up…

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