Pac – a few stints in jail
Remy Ma – 6 years in jail
Lil Kim – 1 year in jail
DMX – 90 days in jail
Martha Stewart – 5 months
Lori Loughlin – 2 months

these are a random array of celebs who have spent time in jail.
they all did their time and moved on.
you didn’t hear a peep from them while they were in jail.
some came out of jail and became bigger stars.
jussie smollett,
who was sentenced to 150 days,
has been making a ton of peeps since he started serving his sentence.
his family has “#freejussie” on all their socials.
taraji p. henson has even compared him to emmett till:

 

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yeah.
emmett till.
a little boy who was dragged out of his home,
beaten,
tortured for hours,
and dumped in a river while being chained to a heavy metal object.
he is even said the judge put him in jail ( x because he is black ).
so the problem i’m having with jussie isn’t the sentencing.
it’s really…

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do you know how much tickets cost for the adele residency in vegas?
i might need you to sit down.
if you’re sitting,
then lay down.
this is a seating and pricing chart for tonight’s show and 4/15/22:

was a bey ticket that high?
i think i paid under 200 for a good seat.
tonight is the first show,
but adele canceled yesterday.
this is why…

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like i told the foxhole,
my life doesn’t change with or without the jab.
we are in the midst of a global pandemic and i don’t trust a word the cdc says.
between them and our leadership,
they fumbled the bag by giving folks false hope about being jabbed and maskless.
as the months went on,
we all came to realize:

let’s have a font about trill clinton aka @astatesman,
who is pictured above.
i’ve been peepin’ him for a while now and i think he is sexy af.
an educated wolf >
so he got fully jabbed in feburary and ended up catching that delta recently.
he tweeted his first-hand account on how it went down and his symptoms…

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i don’t think people realize that even though we were on lockdown for our safety,
many of us aren’t talking about the mental illnesses that riled up within us.
i know for me,
i had quite a few positives being on quarantine.
my creative energy surged with the foxhole,
my skincare got in order,
i released a shit ton of sexual energy,
and i got more sleep than i could ask for.
on the downside tho,
my anxiety seems to have gotten worst than it already was.
there is something else that i was talking to a friend about and they agreed heavy…

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i was all set to head down to brooklyn for thanksgiving.
my home-vixen i use to work with,
one that i haven’t seen in a hot minute,
was throwing a small get-together at her crib.
the issue i was having was how i was getting down there.
she promised me a ride,
but in case that fell through,
i was gonna hop in an uber.

I wasn’t doing MTA at all

we have been watching the rona news carefully.
new yawk has been starting to spike something stupid.
cuomo was talking about gatherings only having 10 people.
well,
she sent me this today…

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