now you know it’s about to be real lit in a few.
when a famous white acting wolf becomes the first celeb to get the rona…

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tom hanks and his wife,
rita,
are now the official famous spokespeople for the rona…

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italy is on lock down.
folks are dropping dead.
they are canceling every big event until further notice.
the rona (coronavirus) doesn’t seem to be letting her foot up off our necks anytime soon,
but i had to ask my foxhole…

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i said to myself the other day:

“If Trump ends up getting that Rona…”

i think social media will all collectively blow up.
the memes and jokes will be one for the record books.
so ^ that is matt gaetz who happens to be a republican congressman.
he ended up getting that coronavirus but…

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*person dying behind me on the airplane*

they kept coughing like they were gonna hacking up both lung.
was it them?
was it because it was cold af down in nola?
the day i was there,
it was so chilly.
i felt like i needed a sweater and jacket than what i had on.
i assumed because i was deep down south,
it would be hot af.
it felt like 40 degrees the night i was in those forests.
or…

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i’ll take that body condom in a size “m“.
thanks!
it has arrived.
i was waiting for the news report,
but it came via “twitter” instead.
that is my favorite place to get news.
well you know all of us in new yawk are vex af because of this.
it was only a matter of time but…

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