chris brown is finally out.
out of jail,
that is.
it appears that snow bunny who accused him of:

“you get vexed,
and start swingin everywhere
me shifty?
now you wanna pistol whip me
pull out your nine,
while i cock on mine
yeah what pineapple?
i ain’t got time for this
so what pineapple?
i’m not tryin to hear that shit…”

…was allegedly lying.
he posted this on his ig…
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i knew chris brown would find himself on the news soon.
it was too quiet without some chris brown fuckery.
so chris brown was in a police stand off today.
yes.
it has come to this.
allegedly,
he waved a gun at some snow bunny in his crib.
this is what went down via la times…
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this is what happens when you start to self sabotage.
so about two animals have jumped off the “chris brown” ship.
one was his manager that alleges he was beat up.
he is currently suing.
now his publicist,
nicole perna,
has quit and came with the receipts.
this is how it all went down via tmz…
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if i was a betting fox,
i would have lost.
so chris brown is in the news yet again.
this time,
it’s alleged he stomped on a fan’s head.
i know.
well it seems to be a misunderstanding according to chris.
so this is what tmz had to say…
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remember when i use to call him “breezy wolf”?
good times.
chris brown,
always a favorite in the foxhole,
was called “gay” today.
i mean,
unlike any other days he has been called “gay”,
this reason was rather interesting.
so chris is collaborating with nike and olivier rousteing for the “nikelab collection”,
football nouveau line.
oliver is the head designer of balmain.
look him up.
well he went to the cité universitaire in paris,
where the event was held,
and did some photo-ops with oliver like so…
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i’m so confused about this trailer for chris brown and his new doc,
“welcome to my life”.
i have a couple opinions,
but not until you check it out…
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