“I’M SO KIDDING!”

****************

Imagine what is it like to be Breezy Wolf?

You are the next coming to Michael Jackson.
No one can touch your talent on the mic and the dance floor.
You can have whatever you want… and pretty much whomever you want.
You done dug out pop stars, porn stars, models, producers, and his own manager.
So, you go through the industry using your “power” to get as much “?-hole” as you want.

Well, you don’t have to be Breezy Wolf to have this life kids.
You can basically have a little bit of power in this industry and people will be willing to fuck you.
The same people who probably wouldn’t take you seriously on a sunny day on the street,
are now dropping their pants to get a piece of what you have.
But, what happens when people use their titles to become groupies?
Is there a subtle way to be a “professional groupie”?
And, why do they always end up looking so thirsty with their mud on their faces?

What is the benefits of being a groupie?

Continue reading “I Fucked Chris Brown Last Night and He Laid Some Serious Pipe” →

From #CAKE to #SNATCHINGCELLPHONES,
Breezy Wolf has found himself in the news a lot recently.

I wish my little Wolf would #SATDOWN and enjoy his Grammy win without getting into trouble.

Trey Songz, on the other hand, had to let a Vixen HAVE IT over Breezy…
and not in the good way…
Continue reading “She Fucked Up And Missed Out On Some Platinum Pipe” →

“I AM SO GLAD SHE LET ME BACK IN HER LIFE AGAIN!
I MISSED THAT PUSSY…“

Continue reading “Put It On My Back and Blow it Out” →

After this incident…

Wait not my Wolfie baby…
No this one:

I thought he went and hid under a rock.
Well he has a new video out where he is grindin’ once again…

Continue reading “So Spectacular Is Trying To Be Straight Again?” →

Who wants to see Chris Brown penis?

Continue reading “Another Round of Chris Brown’s Massive Peen” →

SOULJA BOY IS A DUMB BLONDE.

YEAH… I SAID IT.…

Continue reading “Someone Remind Soulja Boy That He Is Not Chris Brown” →