“there once was a vixen,
a beautiful vixen,
who worked as an assistant stylist many moons ago.
as she did that gig,
she met a handsome,
no sexy,
r&b superstar.
in her luck,
he had just gotten out of a tumultuous relationship with a beautiful pop star.
she didn’t see the red flags in that relationship because:

1 – the r&b superstar was fine as hell
2 – the fame that came with him looked appealing
3 – “i could change him”

well this assistant stylist decided she would be the perfect vixen to him.
she didn’t want to lose him so she let him do whatever he pleased.
and so he did…
he cheated on her and ended up getting thot-bob square pants pregnant.”

naive.
thats all i could think while watching karrueche on iyanla tonight….
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even tho chris brown baby mama is built like sponge bob stunt double,
you cannot deny his baby looks like royalty…
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so this didn’t take long at all.
well iyanla is about to heal the following lost soul.
take a peek at who it is…
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chris brown has something to get off his finger tips.
he said it via instagram…
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someone give karrueche a round of applause.
she finally woke up and smelled the “absolute disrespect”.
i think.
you know she falls back to the okey doke weeks later.
well i think she finally gave chris brown the peace sign emoji.
team breezy might be next.
the thing that bothered me about this whole story tho…
Continue reading “Karrueche Gets Some Sense ( You Can’t Trust Dese Hoes )” →

well i think congrats maybe in order.
chris brown is a daddy.
oh yeah this may get a little messy.
according to tmz…
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