… NBA Players who are currently on a lockout that is.

Yeah Jay…
Why you gotta do em like that…

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#NYStandTheFuckUP

Looking out the hotel window, covered in a robe, I dazed out into the Hollywood Hills.
This was Hollywood.
Lights, camera, action…
I finally bagged a baller and he flew me out to enjoy the VIP of Allstar.
He did him, I did me… and then we did each other later on.
I went to the greatest parties, hung out with the biggest celebs, and got the best dick from HIM.

What more could I ask for?

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I am sure that was the story of some lucky Fox out in Los Angeles this weekend.
All the Vixens wore their best “Cum Fuck Me” pumps in hopes to bag some baller for a night of fun.

Here is WHY some of them played themselves this weekend.

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Complex Magazine knows they…

*checks to make sure my name isn’t on list*

whew… anyway…

Complex Magazine knows they are wrong for this…
… but they are OH SO RIGHT.

LET THE HOES GET EXPOSED!
Nothing worst than a dehydrated ho yappin’ off at the fingers.

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I dunno…

I like ballers, Lord knows I do…

But NBA players don’t give me the UMPH that NFL players do.
I mean their resumes fit my qualifications…

TALL
TONED
BIG DICKED (don’t ask how I know)

…. but they just seem to be missing something…

Anyway, the Allstar game in Los Angeles is just around the corner
and some of our favorite ballers are already strapped up…

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