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Kim Kardashian Puts The “Hoe” In “Holy”

when rumors said kim kardashian was getting more “holy”,
after that alleged paris robbery,
this is not what i thought she had in mind…
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Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

What Belongs To Amare Stoudamire Is Currently Sinking

new york is a mess.
buses and trains are a mess.
lower manhattan is still a mess.
amare stoudamire felt it like everyone else.
he had no electricity for a while,
and his jeep is currently, “under the sea“…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

He Left The Fucking Outside The Bedroom and Made Love To Me

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Aaaah good ol 90’s music.

I love how that song makes me feel.
Makes me feel so so so good inside.
It makes me feel like I can feel the “love” they are singing about.
I always wanted to “make love”.
But I have never FELT like that when I was with a Wolf.
I have always felt… un fulfilled.

One: they never last long.
Two: I was always a piece of meat to them.

I started to wonder:

Can a Wolf make love to you?

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI GIVIN' YOU THAT REAL LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

Laid Up In The Tub

I lit some candles all over my crib.
I ran a hot bath.
I poured some Epsom salts in.
I turned out all the lights.
Turned on my “slow” mix and then stepped in….

… and just left all that stress from earlier in that tub…

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