so imagine taking your canoe out on a nice summery type day.
you might not have a canoe,
but go along with the scenario.
all of a sudden,
you in the middle of this lake and can’t go any further.
you stuck,
but on what?
well foxhole…
can we add this to the scenarios that’ll make you poop your pants?…
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“is nathaniel noir‘s tail real?”
that is what the questions are today.
from the foxhole to lurkers in the forest,
everyone is abuzz over this picture he put up on his ig…
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so i’ll be honest,
but i never really cared for k michelle‘s old bawdy.
i never liked “bug life” butt cheeks tho.
from the side view,
it wasn’t a good look.
well k michelle has been on a “glo up” as of late.
this is how she looks ever since she downgraded that situation…
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*the following is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

okay…
so the baiter,
“beenbaitingsincethe90s”,
kicked up the alleged deon long dust a little further.
this is what they posted on their tumblr…
Continue reading “I Can’t Believe It’s Deon Long (Original and Alleged Bunz Spread )” →

so i know a couple folks will have a problem with the following.
it’s the:

“feel free to touch anyone bawdy parts because they advertise”

…brigade.
so ti had a concert recently that nearly ended in an assault and battery charge.
a male in the crowd did something interesting.
he grabbed ti’s bunz which caused ti to super heated.
this is what ti said when he found out during the concert…
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speaking of iphones and ratchet photo albums,
 i got caught up with my barber today.
so when i go to my shop,
i usually show him pictures of different hairstyles to replicate.
this week was a cut by kellon deryck.
my usual.
so when he was standing next to me looking at the picture,
i made the mistake and swiped right.
this is what showed up…
Continue reading “Swipe My Finga Right Onto Some Butt Cheekz” →