we are a bunz lovin‘,
cake tastin‘,
tail grabbin’,
and cheek pinchin‘ foxhole here.
“we love big butts and we cannot lie”.
i have always loved the bunz on the baller wolf kind tho.
sometimes it’s muscular; other times it’s giggly.
often times,
it’s good.
darnay holmes of the giants stopped me dead in my tracks yesterday.
everyone,
including myself,
was wondering what was going on in this video…

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I’m laying on the bed,
reading an article on my iPad.
Sir comes in and sees me.
The look in his eyes burn intensely with pure desire.
He climbs on the bed,
pulls the iPad out of my hand,
and parts my legs open to lay in between them.
His lips part on my warm neck.
I’m fully aroused as I feel that he is.
I want some.
I run my hands slowly down his back and…

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joseph d (@josephd_fit) has the bawdy of a Gawd.
i mean,
he should since he is a personal trainer.
his best asset is well…

 

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you already know.
it seems that those fitness bunz had a blue check on it real heavy…

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one thing about straight wolves…

If they got nice cheeks,
they gon’ show it tf off

straight wolves always have the fattest bunz.
i truly believe some have a fetish on their own butt cheeks.
i think its due to all that working out and running away from commitment.
this sleeping wolf wanted to show off everything he was proud of on the train…

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i asked myself how i would act if i had a set of cheeks like this.
honestly…

I’d be scared

first of all,
how am i even gonna find jeans that fit?
secondly,
walking down the block would be a chore.
i hate attention as is and that would be too much.
everyone would probably assume that i was a vixen.
i wouldn’t be with it…
until the day someone like this pulls over to get my number:

sadly,
they just trying to smash (and i’d let them tbh).
as much fun as the fantasy is,
it could actually keep your ass in the crib.
some jackals go crazy over a fat ass.
they lose all common sense and come out of character.
it will have you wearing a dashiki to stop all the attention.
well everyone meet yadi aka the booty guru.
would you want a tail like this?…
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i guess this cums just in time for hump day.
chris sails,
who is the youtubing and music making wolf,
part time problematic,
is pretty daggone handsome.
between both clarence and him,
who is queen naija‘s baby daddies,
i’d say he was better looking.
well he finally did something that i’m glad for…

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