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“Look At That Bubble Butt” (NFL Combine)

this is one of my favorite weekends next to the nfl/nba draft.
2015 nfl combine.
ooooohhhhh yes foxessssss.
the name alone gives me chills.
remember thats where we first spotted ( x darius slay )?
this is the weekend when we see pre baller wolves goin’ hard.
working out in multiple positions.
some will make it to ~~my bedroom~~ the draft.
others will ~~make it to my bedroom~~ try again next year.
well this is something for the wolves from combine.
i don’t know his name yet,
but his bunz are on fleek.
the announcer couldn’t stop looking either.
football jocks got the vine for ya…
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The Singer Wolf, His Taste for Bunz, and Possible Exposure?

once upon a time,
in a state far far away,
there was an up and coming r & b singer wolf by the name of mister sing your drawz off.
now mister sing your drawz off was quite handsome.
while he was getting his career together on one side,
he was addicted to the taste of honey bunz on the other side of his bed.
now wait.
don’t you go thinkin’ he has fully crossed over.
no.
not at all.
he also likes pussy platter on fleek.
well he was getting into the bunz of another r n b singer fox.
it ended up being a relationship after a while.
in doing that,
he was also smashin’ an up and coming rapper fox on the side.
yes.
scandal.
mister sing your drawz off was a busy wolf.
well one faithful day…
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How The Attentionisto Issues A Statement (Show You Not How)

so jon jon lamar,
( x the attentionisto ) who got exposed by funky dineva,
decided to post a statement for his following.
an f-bi sent me what he had to say…
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How The Attentionisto F*cked Up (Show You How)

there is jay song i absolutely love.
“show you how”.
its from the “blueprint 2”.
2 of 2.
he drops gems on the right way to hustle.
well in the foxhole,
i like to drop a few gems for those who want to listen.
sure we all have to learn through actions,
but a cheat sheet from the H.F.I.C never hurt nobody.
so lets get into that jon jon lamar scandal that popped off earlier this week.
oh you didn’t hear about it?
well check the headlines in the “pineapple news”:

INSTAGRAM ATTENTIONISTO,
JON JON LAMAR,
GETS EXPOSED FOR SLEEPING WITH TRANS-VIXEN!
TRANS-VIXEN WAS ACTUALLY A STREET WALKER!
JON JON WAS FLEXIN WITH THE HO GOODS!
ALSO HAS FAT BUTT CHEEKS HE USES AS HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE!

…sounds interesting huh?
well i never heard of him before this week,
but funky dineva actually was the one who wrote the story.
this is what was said about jon jon:

-Lives in a luxury sky-rise in Miami

-Drives a Benz

-Has quite an extensive collection of Louboutin and Louis Vuitton shoes

-Smokes a whole lot of weed

– He’s in his early to mid twenties

-Not publicly linked to any man or woman

hmm.
well after the scandal dropped,
i came to this conclusion:

JON JON WAS A FUCKIN’ BUGGIN OUT

i’ll tell you why…
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WOLF MEAT: (422)

~~thats covered in delicious nuts.~~
so its not too late to go and get a christmas card.
this fox wants to help you find the perfect one,
but i don’t think my wolfie friend wants a card anymore.
nah.
he wants something hallmark can’t make that the fox has…