okay so bad news.
baller wolf,
laron landry,
is a free agent.
good news.
everyone is taking about how big he is.
i don’t mean that place i try to imagine.
no.
everyone is talking about his arms.
fox sports being one of them.
one of my f-bi sent me this picture and…
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so “bae in my head”,
kellon deryck,
had his flawless illusion “look and learn” seminar last weekend.
my head bae is like so successful and stuff.
as i was lookin’ through his pics,
can i point out his biggest…
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i know my gym rats like to work out and all,
but simeon panda i’m not feelin ^.
it looks off or something.
i liked him when he was a old thick wolf like so…
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…i mean seriously tho?
he might be a super hero.
he just disguised as a regular citizen is all.

lowkey: that is too big.
i’m not attracted to all that at all.

darryl sharpton.
5’11.
230.
lineback for the houston texans.
big cakes?…

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breezy wolf is being a good boy.
i think.
you know his moods change like the weather.
he’s probably moody now.
he has a new tattoo he would like to show you.
it’s kinda… big.
you know we like em big…

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