i realllllllllllllllly love an idiot.
i really love when an idiot is exposed.
everyone remember that nfl baller wolf for the dallas cowboys,
ezekiel elliott,
scandal ( x a few months ago )?
well the she-hyena involved,
tiffany thompson,
has some ‘splaining to do.
reports are saying she allegedly asked her friends to lie for her.
baller alert has the scoop…
Continue reading “Ezekiel Elliott Might be On Some “Fuck A Bitch Shit” Going Forward” →

this hair colin…
well baller wolf for the 49ers,
colin kaepernick,
is super woke.
as you know,
he has faced a ton of criticism for not standing during the national anthem.
colin can’t rock with all drama going on in this country,
especially with “us”.
well he had a lot to say during a “q&a” in the locker room.
he went completely in for 18 good minutes via ktvu…
Continue reading “Colin Kaepernick Doesn’t Care About White Tears” →

do you know what a lion is?
i do.
as a fox,
it means

“RUN PINEAPPLE RUN!!!!!!!!!!”

for these snow animals on a television show,
it meant:

“AWW LOOK AT THE BIG HARMLESS PRETTY CAT”

…that is until the lioness nearly snatched up their cub.
all on live television,
of course.
baller alert posted this clip and well…
Continue reading “The Lioness Nearly Had “Young Child” For Breakfast” →

so more images of from the “2016 espn bawdy issue” are coming out.
this time it’s from nose tackle of the houston texans,
vince wilfork,
to show the goods…
Continue reading “Vince Wilfork Got A Whole Lotta Meat For ESPN” →

so everyone is talking about kyrie irving again.
not even because of the cleveland cavaliers championship win.
no one cares how kyrie played this season.
hell his pipe print lasted a day.
everyone is talking about this:

a celebratory yacht party he threw with nothing but snow bunnies.
the real talk is his alleged love for:

light
bright
damn near white

well kyrie decided to clapback to your clapbacks.
this is what he put up on his instagram…
Continue reading “Kyrie Irving Clapback to your Clapbacks” →

john crockett,
of the green bay packers,
is handsome.
he also got “bawdy” and “bunz”.
i guess it comes with the “baller wolf territory”.
if i had this kind of situation via football jock straps…
Continue reading “John Crockett Is (Green Bay) Packing” →