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A Gay Kiss Under Moonlight Would Take Home A MTV Moon Man

so guess what won “best kiss” at the mtv movie awards last night?
moonlight!
actor wolves,
ashton sanders and jharrel jerome,
took home the coveted moon man.
this is their acceptance speech
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Kanye Thinks Beck Should Have Given His Award to Beyonce

tumblr_njio6ey8rx1u1hugmo1_500kanye west is exhausting.
simply exhausting.
how kim deals with that i just don’t know.
even tho i feel she is setting him up for a nice divorce.
i’m sensing “double agent” from her.
so kanye west had yet another rant.
this time he thinks the music committee is disrespectful,
as well as beck should have given his award to beyonce
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How To Act Straight and Win Awards While Doin’ It.

an f-bi sent this to my box last night.
i glanced at it before knocking out at my desk.
i knew it would be up this morning.
it was a pretty inspiring story.
you know i’m a sucker for that shit…

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All Foxes Need An Award For Getting Pounded OUT and Skeeted on Butt Cheeks DAMMIT!

I give every Fox out there a HUGE shout out.
It is not easy to be a Fox.
We deserve an award for all the shit we put up with (literally).
These Wolves do not know what we are dealing with.
All that cleaning, calming, adjusting, tightness, wetness, relaxing
… and all we get is some skeet and a smile?
How about fuck you; pay me?
Especially to us who got some kind of class… and always turn you the fuck out.

They don’t call it being on the “bottom” for nothing.
I think I deserve a “fucking award” for taking a serious pounding.

… and then expected to give some throat.

The Foxes and Hybrids are about to start a revolution.
WATCH US.

In the last entry, we spoke on hemorrhoids.
TJ came and schooled up with some GOOD knowledge to help prepare and nip that issue in the bud (pun intended).
It can be a tremendous pain in the ass (i can go all day).

TJ also got comment of the day.

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Kevin McCall Gets Naked… and He Needs To Put His Clothes On

I’m a little disappointed.
When I saw the words “Kevin McCall” and “Naked” in the same sentence,
I was on it.
Then I come across some un-naked music video and a song that was less to be desired.
KEVIN, DO BETTER!…

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Ray J: The Fattest Cakes In R and B?

Ray J is kinda… corny.

We all figured this out years ago.
He will always be “Brandy’s Brother” or “The Idiot Who Made Kim Kardashian Relevant” in my eyes.
Then what gets me is he stay trying to be some kind of gangsta.
SONJA NORWOOD AIN’T RAISE NO GANGSTAS!!!!
So he can cut that shit out (see audio from radio interview after Fabolous fight)…

Ray J is a handsome dude those lips I’d like to ride.
Even though, I have a sneaky feeling he wouldn’t be looking for a FOX.
Besides him packing some major steel in his tighty whiteys…

(see Ray J/Kim K sexual sleep-fest)…
…He also packs major Charmin in the back.

Was I the only one who knew Ray J had a nice tail?

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