i like megan fox and all…

But Lord knows I’d love her to STFU about her relationship with Machine Gun Kelly

this came out recently:

( x the entire story )
what she fails to realize is when angelina jolie was doing it,
she let the audience speak for her when she was with billy bob thorton.
i guess this was controversial back in the day:

whenever people try to be like someone else they are compared to,
they are always the attentionisto version of that person.
they are like a devolved pokemon.
this is what machine gun kelly uploaded today for some shoot…

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people are serious clout chasers out here.
they will do any and everything to see their names in likes.
even if they are known for doing charity work.
you think they’re doing some grand gesture in the name of charity,
but it’s really to fulfill thier secret needs to be…
liked.
i’ve never heard of aleta clark aka englewood barbie before.
from my research,
she is a chicago activist who does a lot of work for the area.

( x see all i saw on google about her )
so she was invited to the late virgil abloh’s funeral but did alla this…

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ya know,
not only do the attentionistos need to stop talking so much,
but some of the attentionistas need to follow suit.
brittany renner is one of those attentionistas.
the quieter the better?
i remember when she took thirst traps,
found various ways to shake her bunz,
played soccer with massive wedges,
and stayed pretty low key.
well she has decided to start talking,
but i think she is doing a little too much of it.
who asked for the following confessional?…
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like….
i’m trying to figure out if the following is a parody.
i’m sooooo confused.
foxhole…

WHOSE CUB IS THIS?!?!?!?!

lil tay is making her mark in young attentionista-ville.
please look at this nonsense…
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being a mother is such a blessing.
not everyone can handle such the task of being a parent.
well everyone meet jessy rabbit.
she is a attentionista who is expecting.
this is her friend mesha:

she is also a fellow attentionista,
a stripper,
and a mom.
well mesha allegedly asked jessy rabbit to babysit her cub.
a foxholer sent me what she allegedly saw on her hidden camera…
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so that lady who is playing “fotus”,
melania trump,
has taken her official glamour shot for her new role.
yes.
her picture to prove this really happened was unveiled to the world today.
here it is…
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