you see ^that?
well if you aren’t familiar with it,
it’s called a “wash cloth”.
it is the key factor in this thing called “washing ya ass”.
“washing ya ass” is a huge problem amongst many people in the world today.
no one wants to meet you,
get you naked,
and smell “eau de naturel pineapple funk”.
you want to know something else surprising…

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i don’t want to get up yet…

lowkey: this is how i sleep strangely enough.
add my laptop at the corner of the bed and there ya go…

speaking of luke james,
and a friendly reminder from a reader of mine,
he showed his ass the other day.
of course i’m late,
but never late than never!
besides that ( x snow bunny slip up ),
he went bare butter ball naked for his video,
“dancing in the dark”…
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can i tell you what one of my fantasies is?
cum closer.
i don’t want everyone to hear.
it’s meeting one of the fine attention whores offline.
mmmhmm.
probably one of the instagram “herbanut” cult members,
with about 500+ likes on every picture,
with the muscles,
“you know you’ll let me smash” pictures,
and the “i’m 100% straight” disclaimers.
uh huh don’t front!
those are usually the best ones to smash!
well nothing could turn me off more…
than what one of my readers experienced meeting one of them recently…

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everyone wants a fat ass.
from vixens to foxes.
everyone is trying to get that legendary ass..
some even go the “butt shots” route.
why is it the wolf’s asses are usually fatter?
anyway someone sent me this picture just now called “butt shots gone wrong”.
if you have a weak stomach,
then i suggest you don’t continue.
okay, ready?…
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baller wolf from the cleveland browns,
davone bess,
is having an off day.
i mean like,
seriously fuckin off.
bizarre even.
well and f-bi sent me the story and well…
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