“i know you want to see me naked.
low-key…
i want to see you naked as well.
if thats what you look like with your shirt on,
i can’t stop imagining what the whole package looks like.
the thing is baby…
i like you.
well i like what you are bringing to the table so far.
this first conversation is cool.
hell i don’t even know your last name or what your favorite color is.
i just don’t want to move so fast baby.
i want to get to know you better.
is that cool?
hello?
…um.
hello…?”

it amazes me how people are so quick to trade naked pics so fast…
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move over justin bieber.
john legend wants to show you what fresh baked bunz look like.
his wife,
chrissy teigen,
took this sneak shot and posted it on her instagram…
Continue reading “John Legend Shows Us His Tail (Justin Bieber Bows Out Gracefully)” →

justin bieber just posted this on instagram…
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so something happened today with a wolf.
now i could be wrong!
i’ve been wrong before!
a lot of curious d/l wolves tend to be attracted to me.
i think i may have gotten an obvious sign today.
i’ll tell it and see if i’m reaching…
Continue reading “Now Approaching… His Crotch” →

everyone meet micah.
he is an aspiring r&b singer/songwriter.
he is also an exxotical as well.
light skin.
green eyes.
oh!
i almost forgot!
 he has another feature i’m sure will make him competition for the foxes…
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so nick jonas wants your vote.
oh and your money too.
well how else do you think he is planning on selling this new album?
…singing?
hell naw!
he’s gonna drop trou and grab his junk!
nick got all the snow foxes moist in his latest shoot for flaunt mag…
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