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Lil Za Goes Down On Justin Bieber

so i took some time to stop thinking about my problems to think about someone elses.
everyone meet lil za.
random #1271972913701 in justin bieber’s crew.
i still don’t know what his purpose is.
oh wait i know.
he took the fall for all those drugs taken at justin bieber’s crib in that raid today...
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Chrissy Lampkin Does Viva Mugshot Glam

chrissy lampkin,
star of chrissy and mr. jones,
is now the spokesperson for “too old for this shit” cosmetics.
she got into a beef this past weekend that left some chick in the hospital.
the cliff view pilot graced me with this craziness…
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Chris Brown Its Time For You Sit That Ass Down

between the f-bi and seeing this flash across the news,
should we even be surprised with chris brown’s antics anymore?
arrested!
again!
violence!
not a shocker?…
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I Guess Your Mama and Daddy Was Wrong

well on lighter news,
he has the most creative “le” name i done eva heard.
okay to the corner.

You Put My Nudes Online and I’ll Have Your Ass Arrested

“let me upload this to myexisabastard.com tonight.
that will show him!”
so your ex has pissed you off.
don’t they all?
well you have all his nudes and sex videos in your possession.
with a little photo shop you can block out your face and give everyone a little show and tell.
tell how much of a freak he is in the bed.
l with an upcoming law tho,
you better just jack off to the memories.
“revenge porn” could have you sitting in jail…