i love when people use what they got to get what they want.
i really do.
some people give up the cakes for rent.
others give it up for shoes and bags.
those simpletons will give it up for dinner or mcdonalds.
but this hyena below…
he wants something better.
my great f-bi sent me this and i damn near LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLed…

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she’s back.
well, she never left.
she has been releasing albums every year like clockwork.
this happens to be her 7th, which is a blessing for her career.
she could have been back in barbados, frying fish, and singing off key:

I WISSSHHH… I NEVVERR METTT HIMMM AT ALLLL!

i like the cover tho.
how i’m feeling these days….

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i wanted it…

so i got it…
good boy.
now go fix me a drink.
your choice.

the late night premiere of songzbird “dive in“…

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well christina aguilera is back and more colorful than ever this era.
she is channeling nicki minaj meets ke$ha meets the jazzing aisle in sallys.
in her new song “your body“,
she is talking that fox talk:

All I wanna do is f**k your body.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want me.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.

the video is a colorful week in the life of a white trash serial (or cereal) killer.
interesting…

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so breezy wolf has a new video out.
i feel like i haven’t talked about him in a while.
he has been a good boy.
i hope i didn’t speak so soon.
anyway, he released “don’t judge me” from his album fortune…

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“i do! i do! i doooooo!”

everybody ready to see brandy and breezy wolf in action?…
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