dante the body get what many want

*Didn’t I font that I wanted to see them in action?

dante the body is a smart cookie.
he confused me at first but i totally get him now.
he is kind of calculating,
if i’m going to be honest.
a Foxholer sent me an alleged drop with his attentionisto partner in crime,
dangelo hightower.

and as i watching,
it dawned on me what dante’s master plan is…

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trevante rhodes gives a new meaning to being painted

so i was a little optimistic.
the trailer for mea culpa from tyler perry looked really good.
tbh,
i saw trevante rhodes and was high key interested.
tyler has been giving us bomb sex scenes in his projects as of late.
i see you “all the queens men”.
so the movie got released and allegedly,
everyone is saying it’s terrible.
eek.
the “paint scene” between kelly and trevante tho…

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let’s shack up so i have in-house penis and we can split this light bill

I’m gonna give myself props.
I don’t care if you look like this tatted wolf above,
and you licked every part of my bawdy,
Ima need you to take your ass home once it’s done.
I don’t do “lets shack up and host dinner parties”.

so when i heard of folks shackin up to split bills with just anyone,
or just any random they are fuckin’ atm,
i gave that instant pause.

i couldn’t press the button fast enough.
it’s in-house penis and they help with the bills but we really don’t know people.
we learn the true characters of people once we move in with them.
like,
your whole shacker-upper could be a serial killing hyena like this jackal…

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trump secures the black vote because we like crime and sneakers?

Sometimes,
I feel like I’m gonna wake up and I’m gonna be back at my mother’s crib.
She is gonna be alive because it’s gonna be 1999.
I won’t remember anything that transpired before this.
It’s all gonna be a fever dream but it’s God reset.

some black folks in the country confuse me tbh.
trump came out with the insurrection 6s and they’re targeted to black people:

trump spoke at the black conservative federation gala,
which is a contradiction all in it’s own,
and he says

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ya’ll need to stop taking these married men serious like frfr

Do folks not have pride anymore?
Goodness.

i always said that if i ever messed with someone who is married,
cause i can be honest about my hoeness,
i am cutting it off the moment he wants to leave his partner.

“I’m unhappy.”
“They always bugging me.”
“I’m tired of them washing my clothes with Tide.”

i don’t know.
whatever excuses married hoes make when they want to leave.

i don’t need him to be anything but dick,
money,
and a good time.
my holes ain’t free.
here is the thing to always remember

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orlando brown is the black male celebrity hole slayer?

we don’t font or talk about mental illness in this country enough.
orlando brown is clearly mentally ill but…

What if he is telling the truth?

devil’s advocate,
of course.

he claims that he has taken down many of the black male celebrity wolves we know…

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