Damn, Devin, Damn.

3 shots under the break.

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Real Talk #2

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Meat Of The Minute: Trey Songz

Oh Trey,
I’m READY too.

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Forbidden Fruit – Last Bite

I’m about to fuck the shit out this nigga.

That is all there is to it.

“Damn shorty,” I said, gripping and squeezing all on his ass, “I thought you was about to not give me none tonight.”

You like that Daddy?” Jamari asked, sucking on my ear.

Did he have to ask?

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Inquiries For Dr .f0x #2

Sup Jamari,

Just got put on to your blog within the last week or so, and I got to say, you are my new favorite blogger.  So I saw on your blog we can look to you for advice, so here it goes:

First, a lil about me:

26 y/o, 6’2″ 180 lbs (I keep it tight, up in the gym 4-5x a week), light-skinned, curly hair, cute face, college educated, job/car/apt, a lil cash saved up, basically I think I got my shit together.  And I’m new to the lifestyle, if you don’t count the dude i 69ed with in college 7 years ago.  I’m not really looking for a relationship right now, so if I could have a few nights with a sexy, masc dude, that would make me happy.

OK, so I go inside the gas station to pre-pay and to get a few MegaMillions tickets.  As I’m waiting in line, I notice the cute, masculine dude behind the counter.  So when it’s my turn to pay, dude says to me “I bet a light-skinned dude like you get all the bitches don’t you?”  I was a little shocked, and didn’t know what to say in response, so I just laughed it off and handed dude my cash and left.

Questions:
1.  I’m not good at deciphering the DL/discreet signs, but I’m pretty sure dude was tryin to holla at me, no?
2.  So I can be prepared for if/when I see him again, how should I have handled the situation?

Thanks in advance for your thoughts,
Mr. Painfully clueless and shy……….and trying to change

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The Gotcha Gotcha.

Why is it when we meet a dude we can actually kick it with,
he go and pull some vanishing act like he is Houdini?
Can they warn us before they pull these cloak and rabbit tricks?

Seriously?
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