Laid Up In The Tub

I lit some candles all over my crib.
I ran a hot bath.
I poured some Epsom salts in.
I turned out all the lights.
Turned on my “slow” mix and then stepped in….

… and just left all that stress from earlier in that tub…

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The Best Dick He Ever Had

I did it again.
I feel like I’m on the set of a Britney Spears world tour.
I found myself caught up in a mental cobweb.

And for whatever reason, this particular spider made one that was hard to get out of.

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Don’t Mention “Raz-B” to Chris Brown

DEAD AT HOMOPHOBIC CHRIS BROWN.
He can’t catch a break, can’t he?

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That Mowry Boy Goes “Awwf”?

It all started when he posted this crazy behavior on Twitter:

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Foxy Lifestyle: The Others

I always see people moving in large numbers.
They can’t seem to go out without a crew of lackeys surrounding them.
I’m a solo act myself.
I learned a while ago the joys of being a lone Fox on the prowl.
This entry is for my Foxes and Wolves who move dolo style.

It isn’t as bad as you think.

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