The Answer To The Truth?

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Don’t Arrest Me Chris Hansen

His cakes is something serious.

I hope he is 18.
WIKI says he is…

My name is not about to be “Jamari Long-Stroke”….

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Can I Play With Your Joystick?

I don’t mean to brag but,
I am a Mario Kart/Street Fighter champion muthafucka.
No one who has EVER tried to play me has won successfully.

I’m the illy.

Yet,
when it comes to tryna find that Wolf that I can rock his joystick,
I am not as good as others.

Are video games the same as trying to find love?

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Shim of Shame

Foxes,
remember when Chingy first came out?
He was a cute lil’ thing, wasn’t he?

Well,
Chingy been over and he just isn’t having the best one hit wonder ever.

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Off The Market

This picture turns me on.
It makes me think of a man who is in charge.
A man who is your protector, your lover, and… the man.

“I got this baby.”

Brandon Marshall gives me that.

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The Messology of Eddie Long-Stroke

So I must say….

Eddie Long-Stroke has good taste in Wolves… or are these Foxes?

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