Text From: My Daddy??
I got the weirdest text at 2am this morning from a supposed STRAIGHT Wolf last night.
I’m a little confused, but maybe as the days go on it will be explained.
Because this Fox needs some answers.
Machine Fox Funk
“All I want is niggaz,
Sexy ass niggaz,
Hands in their pockets,
So I can stack my figgaz…”
“I pack a rocket launcher,
Jamari stomped ya,
Head higher than a muthafuckin’ helicopter…”
-Re-worded by Fox
Original lyrics by The Notorious B.I.G
Remember When I Use To Get All That Dick?
Life is funny.
I am sick as a dog with a stomach bug.
It feels like the devil’s incarnate mega hell stomach bug.
I am throwing up, feeling normal, and then throwing up again.
Let me not get into the shittin’ aspect of it all.
It is absolute hell.
But even during all that I realized something about this shit called life.
No pun intended.
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UPDATED: Amber’s Roses
Me, Her, and Him.
I’m sure that’d make for an exciting sex tape.
If you’ve always wanted to see Miss Rose naked,
well your dreams have cum true.
(as some of you will be cummin pretty soon…)
Today, I Went For An HIV Test And…
…well I didn’t go for a HIV test.
It kinda just sorta happened.
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How many have my Foxes and Wolves have been tested… ever?
If you haven’t… EVER… then prepare for me to slap you as this story is NOT for you.
Me, on the other hand, ended up getting tested today.
And BOY OH BOY…
X Marks The F0x: And The Stupid Ho Award Goes Too…
The red flags were there.
They were strung up and waving proudly.
But she chose not to see them and became the dumb-ass of the century.
READ THIS…
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