YESTERDAY GAVE ME TREMENDOUS ANXIETY

this didn’t help anyone’s anxiety in new yawk…
there i was,
engaged in the second season of ozark,
while under my covers when i heard about the mass shooting on the mta.
it’s like i’m at a point where i’m not shocked anymore.

the world has gone mad off some kind of energetic liquid courage.
i have been getting my resume to get a cute part-time gig,
but this incident was confirmed for me yesterday…

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DID WE ASK FOR A “MR AND MRS SMITH” REMAKE?

i must have watched “mr and mrs smith” like 1,000 times.
this movie never fails to make me horny af.
it’s like the sexual tension in this movie slaps you in the face.
the sexual tension oozes out the screen,
puts flour on its hand,
and slaps you upside your head.
brad pitt and angelina jolie did that as you know from after the movie…

you know their sex was intense.
needless to font,
that is one of my favorite movies.
since hollywood seems to be out of ideas,
they are turning “mr and mrs smith” into a series on amazon.
the stars of this reboot?…
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JUSSIE SMOLLETT IS FULL OF RELEASES SINCE HIS RELEASE (THANK YOU GOD)

i feel like i conjure up jussie smollett tbh.
every time that i say to myself that i haven’t heard from him,
he tends to pop up with the “hey big head” on my ass.
so he released a new song called “thank you God” since his release…
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BRITNEY SPEARS SAID THIRD TIMES IS A CHARM?

so i’m writing up that last entry and i see britney spears on my screen.
i’m like “uh oh“.
i tend to “uh oh” about her.
once i picked up my phone and looked at the screen,
it told me this
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SO WE KEEP THIS KIND OF MALE HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC OR…?

 

let’s say i’m out and about,
minding my business,
and manz comes up to me and starts kickin’ his interest my way.
it could be in the streets,
at an event,
or in dms.
he is my type and i’m hella interested.
he takes me out and i end up really feeling this dude.

He ain’t NOTHING I’ve ever kicked it with before.

we go on more dates,
conversations are dope,
my interest intensifies and we finally have sex.

SEX IS MIND-BLOWING

…and,
AND,
the mofo calls and wants to see me again.
so i’m open in all ways but he looks like this…
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ROBBERY, FRAUD, AND SOME SEX: THE TERROR OF DERRICK PATTERSON?

if some of you saw someone like ^this on grindr,
he might pique your interest.
me,
not so much.
he looks clumsy in this get-up.
the benz would be his redeeming factor and Lord knows if it’s his.
derrick patterson,
in the above picture,
was allegedly out here terrorizing gay males out in la for a year and a half.
he was allegedly robbing males he met off grindr.
a foxholer sent in this story per ktla
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