Smangable!

Is this the constant theme in Fox/Wolf relations?

You meet.
Exchange numbers.
He gases your head up like a helium balloon of what you want to hear.
Do the dilly dally waiting game dance dance.

And then,
after all the dust settles,
the Wolf shows he is just like every other Wolf.

God forbid you give him a little tail in between…

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Maybe I am high on my own supply.
Maybe I need to lay down and this horrible joke will be over.
Maybe it is April’s Fools.
Maybe I haven’t woken up and I will be soon from this nightmare.

Maybe… Maybe…. Maybe Devin has been kidnapped by his evil twin brother, Kelvin!
Kelvin is jealous of all my attention towards him and wanted revenge!

Yeah.
Tha-That’s it…

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What happens when you go drive to a park at 3:40 in the morning?

One could say you couldn’t sleep and went to talk about your problems.
Maybe even listen to some of the latest music on the radio.
Better yet, get twisted and watch the stars on the hood of the car.

But….

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What do:

The Mogul
The Pioneer in Hip hop
The King of the South

have in common?

Well, it isn’t being featured on separate tracks.
But maybe, they were on each others backs…

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