what is your theory about this wrestling wolf with the big butt cheeks?

so i haven’t watched wrestling in years.
okay,
decades but still.
i know that even though i don’t watch,
montez ford is daddy and roman reigns is still step daddy.
randomly the other day,
i stumbled upon wrestling wolf,
austin theory,
by accident.
his reddit sub is filled with hungry gays that want to fuck him ASAP:


…but when i went snooping for more and came across this:
um,
let’s font about it and more…
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we have reached the fifth layer of hell (anger)

after the tom foolery that was yesterday,
i’ve been asking myself this for a while now:
God willing,
once this four-year nightmare is over and we somehow survive,
surely Americans will vote for someone who can undo this mess…
right?
honestly,
i hope this administration haunts us.
i hope it’s so unbearable that everyone races to the polls next election,
ready to make better choices.
after yesterday…
i had to wonder…
Continue reading “we have reached the fifth layer of hell (anger)” →guys, we are ready for our new president’s gaza resorts and casinos?

Has the Foxhole watched Stranger Things?
for those who have,
omg yes!
for those haven’t,
omg what?
does anyone remember the end of season 2?
it ended with them in the gym for the school dance,
but as the camera panned,
it showed what was happening in the same gym in the upside down place.

The upside down place in Stranger Things is a dark and decayed mirror of the real world.
Foxhole:
we are currently in the upside down place because everything is,
well,
upside THEEEEEE fuck down.
nothing makes sense and i had to wonder:
Is this all a twisted alternate dimension where logic took a smoke break and is never coming back?
in more “wtf is even happening anymore?” news,
reality continues to sign us up for a reality we didn’t ask for.
our new president posted something about gaza into a resort today…
do not look at my butt

I have always wondered if males from overseas are more comfortable with butt cheeks attention than the ones in the forests of the USA?
many males in the US love to lightweight advertise.
they get off on the attention but once it goes too far,
we get the IG press releases about straightness and blah blah blah.
@kharl_est,
who is pictured above,
has a ridiculous tail on him.
when i posted a spotlight on that tail of his,
he was very friendly and showed me love.
That can be sometimes shocking tbh.
so i decided to hit up cousin hybrid about his view on ass.
he has lived in the UK and has traveled quite a bit.
he told me…
i’d love to be up under somebody’s grandpa

If your grandpa looked like this,
I’d have no choice but to ride him.
okay,
i’m sorry,
that is a little bold of me so let me rephrase.
If your grandpa looked like this,
I’d have no choice but ask him about the good old days,
naked,
while rubbing him down with Bengay.
better?
seriously,
i’ve had that picture in my phone since ’22.
a Foxholer has always mentioned him since then too.
i been meaning to font about him but life has been lifeing.
aint no time like the present so everyone meet brandon miyavia…
the DEI hires that won the super bowl let us know about that white house invite

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.
we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.
i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.
for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...
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