is tiktok food reviewer, keith lee, gonna review his own cake next?

i mean…
what do we expect when someone reviews food for a living?
you know when you hear aunt lisa say:

“That cake is gonna go straight to my thighs.”

she ain’t joking.
for tiktok food reviewer,
keith lee

 

the food is going somewhere more than his thighs

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the gays waited for pride month to end to send in their divorce papers

billy porter and adam smith.
ricky martin and jwan yosef.
 2 gay marriages.
6 years between both marriages.
2023 is when they both met their end.
i guess they waited for pride month to be over.
i don’t really pay much attention to billy outside of pose tbh.
ricky and jwan looked like they had amazing sex tbh.

 

when i saw recent pictures of ricky,
even tho this is a sexy couple,
i said to myself that his eyes looked really sad.
i wonder if they were open like a majority of gay relationships/marriages?

unfortunately…

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keke palmer’s baby daddy, darius jackson, is still being roasted over a high flame.

all he had to do was sit down,
be light skin,
and don’t touch anything.
does he even have a job other than working keke palmer?

the internet knows before these vixens do.
i think they do too but their baby fever clouds their judgment.
when someone is trash but we are in love or dickmatized,
we always miss or ignore the signs.
it rarely has anything to do with jealousy or being a hater:

People can see the bigger picture than what is being presented. 

 keke palmer’s baby daddy,
darius jackson (brother of dro from insecure/sarunas jackson)

…has been on the grill for the last few days.
it all started because he needed to start typing about keke on his twitter

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blueface just wanted to know if his son was happy.

if only we lived in a society that let people know:

“You don’t need to have kids.
Why?
You are gonna be a horrible parent.”

…and it’s okay to admit that truth.
more people need to be honest.
we don’t need you to have any children.
someone should have been honest with “rapper turned reality”,
blueface.

having random kids should not be anyone’s fallback career.
blueface asked his young son:

“Are you gay?”

because…

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I am a whale, swimming in a circle, in an ocean that is too deep.

during my time offline for my birthday,
i decided to watch a movie called “the whale” starring brendan fraser.
in the movie,
he played said whale.
no seriously,
he was pretty large.

 

the movie touches on truth,
addiction,
and forgiveness.
even with how cruel some of the people were to charlie (brendan fraser),
he still tried to show love and see the positive within their disgust/hatred.
from the start,
middle,
and end,
i was bawling in all kinds of ugly.
ever so often,
a movie comes along during a time i need to watch it.
“the whale” was it for me and i thought to myself…

Am I The Whale too?

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it’s miss flash brown, if ya nasty

uh.
huh.
so i’m enjoying my days off,
trying to get into trouble,
and the f-bi blew my box up something stupid.
every tip was about flash brown.
it seems he isn’t ^that anymore.

It’s Miss.

this is the new flash brown…

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