Damn.
This made me want to go get a boyfriend now…

Continue reading “All This Cuteness Is About To Make Me Blow Chunks.” →

So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.

Peep it…

Continue reading “Jamari Fox’s Guide To Being The Perfect Non-Groupie” →

Hollywood is a scary place.
It is also a very dirty place.
You seriously are going into another dimension once you cross those ropes.
Trust me when I say you would look at some of these people differently once you get backstage.
I feel for people who try and chase for stardom.
You have to have METAL skin to go through Hollywood and not be affected.

That being said,
what do you think of this?

Continue reading “Whitney Houston Was Murdered” →

From #CAKE to #SNATCHINGCELLPHONES,
Breezy Wolf has found himself in the news a lot recently.

I wish my little Wolf would #SATDOWN and enjoy his Grammy win without getting into trouble.

Trey Songz, on the other hand, had to let a Vixen HAVE IT over Breezy…
and not in the good way…
Continue reading “She Fucked Up And Missed Out On Some Platinum Pipe” →

It always starts with an intense stare and a lick of the lips.
It all translates to, “so when am I invading those cheeks?” to most Foxes.

What do you think of this?

Continue reading “X Marks The f0x: The Innocence in The Licking of Your Lips?” →

…. and my weekend has officially been ruined.

We will miss you Whitney.
You blessed the world with your amazing voice.

R.I.P