When you come over for Thanksgiving,
you gotta bring something.

you can’t just roll up empty handed with the stomach to match.
an F-BI decided to bring the bunz as an appetizer.
i got a drop that said:

and then it was followed with this…

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Who would have thunk in 2024,
Drake would be going full corporate Karen on us?

imagine starting a feud,
telling someone to pull up,
and when they beat your ass,
you run to the authorities claiming assault.
that’s drake today,
filing yet ANOTHER lawsuit with his label,
UMG…

X marks the Fox that a wild theory brewing:

Are all the hot guys locked up?

when we were young,
the adults would tell us horror stories about going to jail.
“don’t drop the soap” was one of them.
it was always some scary jackal named “big bubba” ready to snatch our manhood.

the idea of prison is that when a male goes in there,
he may be subjected to getting raped and even killed.

Well,
scratch that because this timeline is telling us something else.

apparently,
it’s a whole different story now.
dating in the outside forests has been the pits,
but going to jail is being glamorized as an “all you can eat in penis” buffet.
tokeyo said on “queer documentary” that he had fun he had in jail…

Khalid shutting down anyone who doubted his pull.
Hell,
maybe those who didn’t think he had pull.

calling khalid ugly is absolutely ridiculous.
i’m not shocked about khalid being gay.
ya’ll done told me it started with his song,
“location“.
apparently,
the clues are in the lyrics and the alleged grindr notification sound.

the real headline is…

Add the wrestling lady somewhere in there.

the whispers were getting louder.
everyone was complaining that trump didn’t pick any black folks for his cabinet.
all the usual suspects like candace owens and herschel walker?
left on read.
tim scott married a white vixen only to be an after thought.
bryon donalds was hoping for a seat but that hope is running dry…

Donalds: All I will say is, I am not surprised that I have not been named, but that does not mean I'm not going to do other things in the future.

Coates: Has they asked you?

Donalds: No, there are some other things that I’m looking at pic.twitter.com/Bl3LXGRbG3

— Acyn (@Acyn) November 21, 2024

trump said he’s tired of ya’ll complaining and hired a DEI for one of the jobs.
so who is the lucky one?
the one that was waiting in the wings for his time to shine?

it happens to be an ex-baller wolf…

X marks the Fox: on a vacation moment straight out of a social experiment.

dorian freeman hits the pool on vacation,
ready for a relaxing swim,
and what happens?
allegedly,
every white person gets up and leaves.
uhhhhh…
awkward and up volume on offensive.
what did dorian do?
a Foxholer sent us how he handled it…