This is my favorite deodorant.

it doesn’t leave white spots on the armpits of your shirts.
the things we do to go viral should be studied.
compassion out; stone cold pyschopath in.
you never know when you’re going to be recorded to be embarrassed.
not just embarrassed for your school or block…

…but for the entire forests to laugh at you.

i understand someone might not be wearing deodorant and stinkin’ up the joint,
but did the following need to be recorded so the entire planet knew?…

I’ve learned that just because you hit happy hours,
vent about annoying bosses in co-worker group chats,
and share a cubicle doesn’t mean you’re sharing true friendships.
work and industry relationships doesn’t equal loyalty.
when co-workers turn on you,
the paper cut from your walking papers can sting.

drake,
a wolf once inked his so-called friendships onto his skin,
watched those same folks ghost him after he was skull dragged.
he came out with a recent freestyle questioning their loyalty…

So you know how this one here went viral for not being able to get a manz?

i was on the fence before but now i’m off the fence after i saw these videos…

This is not what I wanted when I said I wanted to be present for this new year.
Of course,
I step onto Elon’s social swamp and on day one of 2025,
I’m hit with the grim reminder of just how fragile life is.

it took me back to NOLA in 2020 for mardi gras with one of my best friends.
bourbon street was intense…

so let me start off by fonting that he isn’t ugly.
he kinda resembles frank ocean if you squint and turn your head.
personally,
no one is truly ugly because there is someone for everyone.
this fox posted the following that has gone viral:

so this man went to tiktok because he’s not getting hit up enough on Grindr to have sex, so now he deems himself ugly.

but he points out his type is non-black men. pic.twitter.com/2unlYq1v3f

— Boochie is the Name (@stoppfeenin) December 31, 2024

but i have a few thoughts after listening to what he said…

Mask off.

What happens when the American dream morphs into a nightmare you didn’t sign up for?

for years,
we believed hard work and a degree guaranteed stability.
this christmas,
reality delivered a stocking full of coal.
muskrat and “that indian jackal” made it painfully clear…