“jeffery what kind of gay are you?
so there are all kinds of gays in here.
so there are subcultures in the culture.
aaah i’ll teach you.
so you have the guys who are feminine over there.
then you have the butch ones who are over there.
then you have the butch queens.
and then you the queeeens.
which one are you?
you’re one of them jeffrey.
you’ll figure it out i guess.
okay maybe you’re right.
maybe there is a breed i don’t know about,
which is rare,
because i know and luhhhh the kids.”
“ – candace to jeffrey in the gay club, sabotage.
you know i vomited at that scene right?

X SEE EPISODE HERE

any thoughts on poor jeffrey’s first night at the gay club?

can i tell you what one of my fantasies is?
cum closer.
i don’t want everyone to hear.
it’s meeting one of the fine attention whores offline.
mmmhmm.
probably one of the instagram “herbanut” cult members,
with about 500+ likes on every picture,
with the muscles,
“you know you’ll let me smash” pictures,
and the “i’m 100% straight” disclaimers.
uh huh don’t front!
those are usually the best ones to smash!
well nothing could turn me off more…
than what one of my readers experienced meeting one of them recently…

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foxhole.
you could as well stop droolin’ after kerry rhodes.
he is straight.
no, seriously.
well he had a phone interview with espn,
where he denied everything that has been said about him.
again.
  this is what he said about…
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oh august.
if the alleged is true…
so i guess being a “peanut” is becoming the new “in” thing in these streets?
if so then its about to be real hard for the foxhole…
and not in the good way.
so everyone meet insta-jackal irickyvasquez…
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yeah keep tellin yaself that.
i had second hand embarrassment for moose today.
i couldn’t watch because i was watching the allstar game (go east!),
but how ignorant was she at that charity event kenya threw?
she was so rude and for what tho?
i see she running away from marlo next week.
i hear marlo threw a water bottle at her head.
on lighter news,
did anyone see my benny?
you know i woulda dropped major dough on his penis that night!
some of the other wolves for auction looked good as well.
any thoughts on moose leakes?

x watch episode courtesy of mr world premiere

that’s what ^he said.
everyone meet rufus warren.
he is a pre baller jackal for mississippi state.
an f-bi “fox signaled” me that he has a problem with michael sam.
only michael sam.
he says he likes “us”,
but doesn’t want “us” playing football.
um.
ok.
check his reason in his tweets…
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