I’m not exactly deep into politics like some of Political Foxhole,
but i’ve learned a thing or two from the sidelines.

tbh,
as a kid,
politics was a non-factor to me.
it was boring.
i was too busy being a kid,
snooping in the forests of tabloid magazines to care.
hurricane katrina happened and I saw this:

my fav rapper at the time merging into his frustration with politics.
i’ll never forget seeing dead black bodies floating in the water.
that visual still haunts me.
it was the moment i realized just how dark and twisted the political game could get.
fast forward to the social media era…

Who would have thunk in 2024,
Drake would be going full corporate Karen on us?

imagine starting a feud,
telling someone to pull up,
and when they beat your ass,
you run to the authorities claiming assault.
that’s drake today,
filing yet ANOTHER lawsuit with his label,
UMG…

Hear ye,
Hear ye!

Drake’s been demoted to jester with the latest.

once the ruler of hip hop for many years,
drake found himself at the mercy of kendrick’s lyrical guillotine in their rap battle.
with one clean swing with “not like us”,
the new heir to the throne took his seat,
leaving drake out here scrambling to save face.
instead of bowing out gracefully,
our former king decided it was time to sue…

X marks the Fox that a wild theory brewing:

Are all the hot guys locked up?

when we were young,
the adults would tell us horror stories about going to jail.
“don’t drop the soap” was one of them.
it was always some scary jackal named “big bubba” ready to snatch our manhood.

the idea of prison is that when a male goes in there,
he may be subjected to getting raped and even killed.

Well,
scratch that because this timeline is telling us something else.

apparently,
it’s a whole different story now.
dating in the outside forests has been the pits,
but going to jail is being glamorized as an “all you can eat in penis” buffet.
tokeyo said on “queer documentary” that he had fun he had in jail…

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.

yesterday,
khalid got outed.
the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music…

The Hive has gone quiet,
leaving their queen to fend for herself.

when did we start turning on beyoncé?
don’t font it’s because of the hive either.
every stan base gets messy but lately,
her army feels more “civilian” than “soldier”.
see what i did there?

saucy santana’s past shade when he came for blue ivy?
crickets.
lately,
candace owens has been running her mouth…