chrystian lehr tried soft but came hard?

the soft debut.
you know,
that moment when you subtly let the forests know you’re taken.
all those random solo trips weren’t actually solo after all.
they were all baecations and dates but you feel comfortable to debut them.

“No
I wasn’t alone on that last trip to Bermuda.
I was in a room,
riding a banana boat,

and sucking’ guava juice off my manz penis!
Here he is!”

the problem?
these debuts don’t feel organic and often feel forced.
it’s rarely as casual as a candid snap of them across the table,
as they are debating between chicken or steak.
nah…
it’s usually more like chrystian lehr’s style of him soft debuting his new boo…

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katy perry in her “oh no baby what is you doing???” era

when of our peers gets exposed for not playing nice,
or just being a total scumbag,
it’s a bad look for anyone siding with them.
“guilty by association” is real and it seems katy perry clearly missed that memo.
ke$ha’s trauma with dr. luke was headline news back in 2014.
( x read about it here )
she even dropped a album and song (that i loved) about er healing process.

So “why come” Katy thought it was a good idea to team up with Dr. Luke for her comeback?

the wild part?…

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did scoota brice go on a killing spree because he was DL?

Is Javonte Scoota Brice this the latest in DL hyenas going berserk?
or is this the fallback reason when hyenas kill vixens in the black community?

javonte scoota brice killed his mom,
cousin,
and baby mama in tampa, florida.

he documented it all on you guessed it…

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jonathan majors is winning in a major way (i couldn’t resist)

Guess who’s back but never actually left?
Jonathan Majors.

convicted for allegedly abusing his white ex,
yet somehow,
he’s been on the come up with the black community since the verdict.
his courtroom antics were cringe-worthy,
but who cares right?

his stunning partner,
coretta scott-good

…stood by him through it all in the name of #blacklove.
this weekend,
he snagged an award for perseverance
at the hollywood unlocked impact awards.
ironic,
right?

makes you think

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their guilt is your comeback

“…somehow,
your name came up last night.”

whenever i hear that,
i groan.
only because in the past,
it’s a “let’s say everything about jamari behind his back than to his face” fest.

“He asked about you and wanted to know how you’ve been doing.”

if i was driving a car,
i’d probably would have crashed..
.

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when did kevin hart start looking like “daddy come f*ck me right now”?

i’ve never been a real kevin hart kind of fox tbh.
i don’t think he is funny unless he is in a movie.
i don’t really do stand up comedy tbh.
kevin has never been all that attractive to me but ummmmm..
a Foxholer sent me a recent video of kevin and i had to ask…

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