Category: UM IM CONFUSED
i wonder if jennifer lopez learned anything in this ben debacle?
Can you imagine being Jennifer Lopez right now?
Lawd have mercy.
honestly,
this mess is on her…
did a foxhole fav and his big meatz break up this relationship?
Looks like there’s a scandal brewing in the forests…
and it’s got one of my faves tangled up with one of my not-so-faves.
we’ve all heard the warning:
Never invite a third wheel into your bed.
threesomes have a funny way of turning into twosomes,
with you left on the sidelines,
but it seems this attentionisto didn’t get the memo the first time around.
( x we fonted about him here )
( x and here )
an F-BI,
(fox bureau of investigations for those always confused)
slid into my box with some juicy intel.
it seems my well-endowed fav might have found himself in the middle of a cuck mess.
the F-BI sent me this:
if the following is the reason,
seriously,
what were you thinking…
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a small slice but a big risk: HIV in south carolina
South Carolina seems like a beautiful state.
during a road trip,
i made a quick stop when getting off i-95 in the early 00s.
when i stopped to get food at mcdonalds,
i was met with a vixen with thick southern accent and a multi-colored wig.
i had never seen that in my up north forests in that time.
for the south carolinian Foxholers tho…
What the hell is happening in South Carolina?
…and can someone explain why so many are living with hiv or aids down there?
the IG,
@spiritualworld,
had this to update…
why would dj akademiks create the content of his own downfall?
They say money can either polish you up or strip you down to your worst.
so, if you’ve got a nasty streak or a twisted soul,
wealth and fame are just the highlighter that brings it out for the forests to see.
from the following,
looks like dj akademiks might be living proof of that.
remember when he was low-key on the complex show with joe budden and nadeska?
back then,
he seemed harmless but life has a funny way of flipping the script.
turns out,
some of those types are hiding a whole lot of chaos under that nerdy/corny exterior.
see: a bunch of twitch and kick streamers.
Who would’ve thought Akademiks would find himself tangled up in an alleged gang rape scandal?
what in the…
Continue reading “why would dj akademiks create the content of his own downfall?” →the interview with the DL pro athlete who has a lot to (not) say
We really need to stop handing out microphones to just anyone.
a VIX-BI tipped me off with the latest scoop.
apparently,
there’s a DL baller wolf playing for a NY team,
along with being on both teams.
he decided to grace @jeffperlaa’s IG with his presence…
is there an exit button on this keke palmer and ain’t sh*t baby daddy group chat?
I had to wonder:
Why do we always find ourselves stuck playing “The Free Therapist” to those trapped in a toxic relationship?
there’s nothing more exhausting than the friend who’s stuck on the ride of an ain’t shit jackal.
her other vixen friends have learned to tune her out,
so she comes to her best gay with her tales of woe,
knowing we’ll lend an ear and be ready to ride out.
she’ll present you with a dossier of evidence of his bad behavior.
swearing up and down that she’s done,
but once the loneliness kicks in and there’s no other wolf waiting in the wings…
Guess who’s soft debuting on socials with her ‘ain’t shit’ jackal?
rinse and repeat until the next break up for another free therapy session.
take keke palmer,
for example.
she ( x stirred up all that drama ) about her baby daddy,
darius daulton,
last year.
we thought she was done but yesterday…
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