i must have watched “mr and mrs smith” like 1,000 times.
this movie never fails to make me horny af.
it’s like the sexual tension in this movie slaps you in the face.
the sexual tension oozes out the screen,
puts flour on its hand,
and slaps you upside your head.
brad pitt and angelina jolie did that as you know from after the movie…

you know their sex was intense.
needless to font,
that is one of my favorite movies.
since hollywood seems to be out of ideas,
they are turning “mr and mrs smith” into a series on amazon.
the stars of this reboot?…
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so i’m writing up that last entry and i see britney spears on my screen.
i’m like “uh oh“.
i tend to “uh oh” about her.
once i picked up my phone and looked at the screen,
it told me this…
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if some of you saw someone like ^this on grindr,
he might pique your interest.
me,
not so much.
he looks clumsy in this get-up.
the benz would be his redeeming factor and Lord knows if it’s his.
derrick patterson,
in the above picture,
was allegedly out here terrorizing gay males out in la for a year and a half.
he was allegedly robbing males he met off grindr.
a foxholer sent in this story per ktla…
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like the jussie smollett case,
i need the tory lanez/megan the stallion case to come to an end.
i know it keeps people talking and guessing but it’s going on for 3 years.
it seems megan has pretty much moved forward.
tory,
not so much?
tory decided he wanted to move forward with another stint in jail today.
his twitter fingers put him there per tmz…
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amy schumer always comes off so pretentious and annoying to me.
she has been going hard over will smith and the slap.
as you know,
or didn’t,
she was hosting the oscars when that went down.
according to her,
she has been ( x traumatized by the whole ordeal ).
everyone is saying comedians should be able to make jokes,
but amy had a joke about alex baldwin that she couldn’t say…
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regardless of how old people are,
many people want to fit in.
acceptance is a big deal in hollywood and even in the hood.
i know folks who will spend their last dollar to fit in.
i was one of those people right after my mother passed.
i quickly realized that when i fell,
i was removed from circles and mailing lists.
it seems todrick hall has allegedly been doing a lot to fit in.
 he owes money in back rent on a crib to stunt with the normies…
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