one time when i was a baby fox,
new to america,
my late Mum’s boyfriend at the time invited us over for dinner.
that night,
he decided to impress us by cooking lobster.

I’ll never forget how traumatized I was watching that experience.

the pot was shaking and you could hear,
what sounded like,
the lobster screaming within the hot water.
i didn’t eat that night because i lost my appetite.
my empathy is set up a little differently.
so when i saw this video with crabs in an air fryer…

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a shit storm is being reported for a ny 1 weatherman.
everyone has secrets.
we have fonted in the past about secret sex lives getting exposed.
it’s always gonna be juicy when celebrities and public figures are involved.
erick adame is a weatherman for ny1 whose brain was in the clouds.
he did the weather by day and secret cam sex work by night.
a jackal in the bushes saw erick and did what jackal’s do.

The jackal decided to send the photos in a dossier to Erick Adame’s boss and he got fired.

he posted about his firing on his ig…

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it’s going to be hard to do anything biopic about whitney houston.

1 – Who can truly embody and play Whitney?
2 – The stans are going to rip it apart piece by piece.

it’s going to be:

i saw the trailer for the new whitney movie,
“i wanna dance with somebody“,
and…

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there are many trans activists who are fighting for equality.
there are many trans activists who do way too much.
some activists do the weirdest shit to prove a point.
i was sent the following story and was confused and grossed tf out…

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“One thing the Powers That Be could count on is promiscuity and humanities inability to temper their sexual behavior.” – Khalil31

the powers that b know that many of us are idiots.
they know what traps to set and how some of us fall in each time.
why lift a finger when they know how people will react and respond?
you tell us one thing and we will fight to do the opposite.
we will whine and complain about our rights to protect our safety.
some are arguing the recent stats about monkeypox are homophobic.
it’s really ridiculous and all could be prevented.
imagine catching the trifecta of pokmemon…
and you can take that how you will…

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