Foxhole,
we might be off the beaten path.

when i was younger,
i was a little demonic stan for many pop divas.
mariah,
britney,
jlo,
bey.
no one could say anything bad about them or i’d be all in my feelings.
tbh,
i felt like they were speaking my life and pain through their music.
i didn’t have anyone in my life to mentor me so i took to their music and personas.
i feel that is what happens to many gay youth who don’t have any irl mentors.
they’ll fiercely protect these pop divas to show loyalty.
em made a song that created the word,
“stan“.

as much as i fucked with these pop divas,
it never got to the point i wanted to go fight someone tho.
it was never that serious for me.
my motto for life has always been:

I may go up to line,
play around and might do a little dance,
but I try not to cross it.

so there was a stan war between a barb and a cardi(?) stan that went goofy.
it was between @jazmineonika2 and @popsongaesthete…

I remember when my best friend at the time sister fought this she-jackal in the cafeteria.

she-jackal was starting shit with her for quite some time.
something popped off that day and paws were thrown.
they were on the table on minute and on the floor next.

Best friend’s sis whooped that she jackal’s ass.

you know she got her ass whooped because she tried being cool after.
it was a very basic fight that ended with nothing but embarrassment for one person.
is it me or has fighting gotten real wild after social media?
maybe its always been like this but we just never saw it in real time.
the following disturbed my spirit and gave me a headache…

when trash reality tv first dropped in the mid 00s,
fighting was the main draw on shows like bad girls club.
it was fascinating to see “real life people” doing this on tv.
when trash reality tv gave randoms storylines with lhhatl in 2011,
we tuned in because “such and such” had beef and by reunion time,
we just knew that they were gonna get “tah” boxing.
we have seen fighting over and over and over and over and…
you get the idea.
so when natalie nunn and joseline decided to act like feral animals on “something”…

i gotta go see the little mermaid soon.
i had other plans this weekend but i know the folks were gonna show up.
we did!

The movie swam to number 1 with 117 million opening weekend.

yay,
us!
this is def gonna be halle bailey’s year.
of course,
the foolishness could not be avoided.
a shouting match happened in one of the showings…

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i was just talking to someone the other day about dating comfortably.
we end up in really horrible situations because we get comfortable.
we know we need to leave but we have already invested so much.

We have to be pushed out like ol girl in that one Tyler Perry movie.

does ^this type of shit really happen tho?
anyhoo,
i loved how everyone had high hopes for chrisean rock.
i saw everyone on twitter rooting for her when they broke up.
it was interesting how spiritual twitter was rooting the hardest.

“The spiritual guides are telling you from the ancestral planes that you can do better Chrisean!
This is your chance to run!
Our ancestors are guiding you to the exit!
Run, child, run!”

i guess the cards didn’t show them her return back to the filth.

i knew she wasn’t going anywhere because she was comfortable.
i’ve seen this play out one too many times.
it’s ghetto love shit.
in the latest “blueface continues to show you“,
he let it be known he doesn’t want that kid they are about to have…

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frequently,
when i see a badass mini-jackal in public,
i often ask myself:

“Where are the parents of this child?”

nothing irritates me more than badass kids.
i probably would have asked myself the same thing here…

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