trump is (not) ready for battle against kamala harris?

You ever been in a situation where someone did you dirty,
but instead of pullin’ up on you,
they decided to play a disappearing act?
They had plenty to say behind your back,
but the moment you come for them,
they pulled a vanishing act like they were in some twisted game of hide and seek?

yeah,
i’ve been there too.

they broadcast their drama with you to the whole forest,
but when it actually telling you to your face?

radio silence.
it’s like trump is feeling that way about kamala harris.
he’s been running his mouth,
or should i say fonting his truth socially,
about her and her campaign.
with the debates coming up in 2 weeks,
he’s allegedly got a case of the…

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so they are trying to make ya’ll alcoholics in DC?

I don’t drink alcohol anymore.

shocking,
right?

it’s been about a year since my last sip,
which was a glass of wine with pasta.
i know,
thrilling stuff.

truth is,
i was never really into drinking like that.

i only did it because,
well,
everyone else was doing it when we went out.

don’t worry because i’m not completely boring!

I prefer to eat my weed instead.

tiktok’s favorite food reviewer,
keith lee,
recently hit up some DC restaurants and discovered something interesting

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hi sisters! james charles gets some alleged video sext leakage

Isn’t it wild how the moment someone problematic drops their clothes,
everyone suddenly forgets what a mess they were?

take james charles,
who will be the example in this entry.
he was public enemy number one for the last few years.
( x see why here )
he was responsible for this iconic stan twitter meme:

the second some alleged video sext leakage put that big white tail on display

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Foxhole: if you do this, it ends with you winning the war

Have you ever wondered if sometimes the best way to win a war is by simply staying silent?

in the forest of power plays and PR battles,
silence can speak louder
than any defense.
just ask justin baldoni,
the actor/director behind “it ends with us,
who handled his BTS clash with blake lively like a true strategist.

last week,
blake’s past came back to haunt her as she was ( x trying to play the victim )…

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is there an exit button on this keke palmer and ain’t sh*t baby daddy group chat?

I had to wonder:
Why do we always find ourselves stuck playing “The Free Therapist” to those trapped in a toxic relationship?

there’s nothing more exhausting than the friend who’s stuck on the ride of an ain’t shit jackal.
her other vixen friends have learned to tune her out,
so she comes to her best gay with her tales of woe,
knowing we’ll lend an ear and be ready to ride out.
she’ll present you with a dossier of evidence of his bad behavior.
swearing up and down that she’s done,
but once the loneliness kicks in and there’s no other wolf waiting in the wings

Guess who’s soft debuting on socials with her ‘ain’t shit’ jackal?

rinse and repeat until the next break up for another free therapy session.

take keke palmer,
for example.

she ( x stirred up all that drama ) about her baby daddy,
darius daulton,
last year.
we thought she was done but yesterday

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does jd vance know how to lip sync for his life?

Foxhole,
you know the drill:

Have you ever noticed how those who shout the loudest against something…
Blah,
blah,
blah.

when it comes to anti-gay politics,
this meme floating around sums it up perfectly:

a nice big helping of closet cock.
so in a very odd turn of events,
ex-classmates of trump’s running mate,
jd vance,
couldn’t wait to spill this.

while jd was busy condemning drag,
let’s just font,
his alleged past is being exposed from the back of his closet

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