it was literally “me, myself, and i” when the white people left the pool

X marks the Fox: on a vacation moment straight out of a social experiment.

dorian freeman hits the pool on vacation,
ready for a relaxing swim,
and what happens?

allegedly,
every white person gets up and leaves.
uhhhhh…
awkward and up volume on offensive.
what did dorian do?
a Foxholer sent us how he handled it

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“the haunting of hip hop” starring kendrick lamar in gnx

The boogeyman of hip-hop strikes again.

kendrick lamar dropped a surprise album yesterday,
gnx,
and the message is still loud and clear:

Whoever wants to be dragged to hell can step up.
He’s ready.

in wacced out murals“,

kendrick took a swipe at lil wayne,
calling out his teary-eyed rant about not getting picked for the super bowl.

as you know,
or didn’t,
but the super bowl in his hometown of nawlins this year.

this morning,
wayne logged onto elon’s swamp and chose…

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when did we start turning on beyoncé?

The Hive has gone quiet,
leaving their queen to fend for herself.

when did we start turning on beyoncé?
don’t font it’s because of the hive either.
every stan base gets messy but lately,
her army feels more “civilian” than “soldier”.
see what i did there?

saucy santana’s past shade when he came for blue ivy?
crickets.
lately,
candace owens has been running her mouth…

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the timeline takes another twist and meagan good is part of the plot

Meagan Good is starting in a new production.
It’s called “Why Is This Happening?”

Foxhole,
i feel like i’ve been in a state of confusion all 2024.

to add to my long list of confusion,
my sis just dropped a bombshell at the ebony 100 gala.
what was supposed to be a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it fling with jonathan majors

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did NLE choppa make a mistake being too gay friendly?

Gay-friendly gone wrong or in denial?

NLE choppa stepped into the forest,
flexing bawdy and vibes,
and it got all the villagers horny.

i get it.
they have all been looking for every excuse to get under his sheets.
his fatal flaw tho?..

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robert griffin III wants us to all kiss and make up after the election results

Compliment: Ex-Baller Wolf,
Robert Griffin III.
looks much better now.

Someone finally told him his past hairstyle was not in style for his face.

Is RGIII channeling his inner kumbaya caped crusader,
but is anyone buying it?

dear america,
this is a safe space…

is how he started off his post on elon’s swamp.

in his tweet

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