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i’m tired of dealing with these spineless males trying to look alpha

you know what really fuckin’ annoys me?
well,
i’ll font you:
Males who hurt you but then want to punish you when you react.
my favorite is the stonewalling and ghosting.
“run little bitch boy,
run!”

they did something fucked up to you but…
Continue reading “i’m tired of dealing with these spineless males trying to look alpha” →jaclyn the jackal juggles white lies and gaslights the truth

The name “Jaclyn” = “Jackal”.
Am I the only one who picked that up?
there are many reasons why we lie.
sometimes it’s to impress,
protect,
or not to be judged by others.
we have all told white lies or invented some wild stories out of pure nonsense.
If you haven’t watched HBO’s “White Lotus”,
I suggest you go to a 3 season binge because this season is fantastic.
I thought last season was good but this season tops that.
i’ve been rummaging around my head about the character of jaclyn,
who is played by michelle monaghan.
she has created quite the conversation about her story line outside of the incest one.
she told jimmy kimmel that vixens in her life have called jaclyn a “bitch”,
while the gays are all for her ruthless shenanigans.
when i got out of gay logic and back to common sense,
i had a thought (with spoilers)…
they gave jeffrey goldberg the signal to drop the thor hammer on em

Imagine being added to a group chat of the VPS of your job by mistake and they are talking crazy shit and spilling secrets in there?
I woul read that shit at night and make sure I keep receipts in case I gotta end a bitch.
so do the gays use signal?
i know telegram is the hot spot for gay insider trading.
i feel like i’ve have heard of signal before in passing.
either way,
signal got a big boost of service with the latest.
as you know,
or didn’t,
a reporter named jeffrey goldberg of the atlantic was added to a signal group chat by accident.
in it,
many of our fearless leaders in this administration were fonting alleged secret war plans.
( x see it here )
well they tried jeff by calling him a liar by saying nothing said was classified information.
he allegedly dropped the entire alleged contents in the group chat…
jonathan majors and meagan good take a major step in this thing they’re in

Look at this body language.
She is holding onto him for dear life.
has anyone noticed that every single time jonathan majors gets exposed,
meagan good and him up the shenanigans in a major way?
get it?

anyway,
but seriously,
these two decided to go a step further in their little situation…
this blake lively timeline would be a good story line for gossip girl

It’s giving heavy Serena Van Der Woodsen.
i don’t know who does PR for some of these celebs but…
It would serve many of them to show up,
look cute,
say nothing,
and go home.
There are just some celebs that work better in silent.
blake lively seems to be one of those people.
it would really serve her to shut up and look pretty.
at first,
judging from the trailer…
i thought this movie was going to be a typical safe rom com.
to my surprise,
i was told it was about domestic violence.
blake lively had people out here dressing up in florals,
promoting her brands during the press tour,
and had a whole drink named after the abuser in the movie.
that person was played by justin baldoni.
during the premiere in copenhagen,
allegedly,
she said the movie wasn’t about domestic violence…
he has a big penis and he loves to beat (in more ways than one?)

That Scream mask might be a foreshadow.
so i wanted to font heavy about someone named israel.
israel checks all boxes of attentionisto:






...but unfortunately,
like most pineapples on rihanna’s internet,
he can’t just look good and show off that big juicy penis.
they gotta ruin it somehow and some way.
israel’s ex,
lightskin goddess,
had a lot of font and show about her alleged time with him.
brace yourself…
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