he wanted to do splits in hopes of being able to do it on a lucky penis later

Do we know when we are doing the absolute most?

some gay males are super horny,
like,
all the time.
in being in horny mode 24/7,
they often are missing one thing:

Understanding other people’s boundaries.

it’s like when we randomly show up to an event we aren’t invited to,
but then we’re confused why people were talking heavy shit about us.

Sidebar: I don’t show up to anyone’s event unless I’m personally invited.
If it ain’t on Jamari’s calendar,
I ain’t going.

I’ve seen people act wild shady when someone shows up to an event they broadcasted.

so it’s one thing to walk in your authentic self but:

When does it start crossing the line?

i saw a clip on twitter and was like…

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the origin of the soundin’ of poundin’ that diddy allegedly gave meek mill

Holy misinformation again,
Batman!

beyoncé’s internet is a wild ride.
it’s equal parts truth and “made up bullshit“.
everyone’s scrambling for their 15 minutes of fame,
but many are pouring toilet water as a flex.
remember that recent lie i covered?

It was about Diddy’s so-called bodyguard claiming he overheard Diddy tearin’ Meek Mill a new foxhole?
So much so,
he recorded it so we could hear it on Rihanna’s socials too?

x remember the lie here

now as weird as it was that these two were always wearing matching fits

…anyone with common sense could see that was a lie.
now that diddy’s behind bars,
that little rumor has made it’s way back in rotation.

i found out where the audio came from and well…

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i know diddy regrets not paying cassie when she asked

Have you ever noticed how karma doesn’t always work on our schedule?

it’s like waiting for a slow burn,
hoping it eventually catches fire.
our stories help spark the blaze,
added to the ever-growing pile of scorched bridges.
once too many people have enough gasoline:

take diddy,
for example.

for damn near decades,
we have all known him as the life of the party,
the face of “good times“.
bts,
tho?

He was a full-blown demon,
terrorizing people in ways that were anything but glamorous.

his reign of terror might be coming to a close.
yesterday,
the feds picked him up and we all know what that means

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when you pay for sex work, you better get what you want for that hour or two

“I think you should have him dry hump you.
To feel that body on top of you even if you don’t want to get penetrated.
At least,

add that to the session.”

when i fonted that to a Foxholer,
one who was paying for sex work with a “straight but gay for pay” attentionisto

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sooooo that presidential debate with trump and kamala harris?! (ay yi yi)

i don’t even need to font this for The Foxhole…

Last night’s debate between Kamala Harris and Trump?

utter disaster.
i mean,
like,
eye-openly bad for him.
kamala snatched donald’s wig,
threw it on the floor,
and used it as a hacky sack.
the moment she mentioned his rallies,
it was game over for what was holding his mental health together.

Foxhole tip: the quickest way to unravel a narcissist?
Bruise their ego.

now,
two of the things i really loved…

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he called her a whore; they called him the “n” word with the hard “r”

in life,
there’s always that one person(s) who strays way beyond the beaten path.
they might try to make the forest a better place,
but let’s not forget what the joker said in “the dark knight“:

“Everything burns.”

that’s the vibe i get from myron gaines,
the red pill podcasting attentionisto behind “freshnfit
“.
he’s supposed to be the next andrew tate,
and honestly…

Why on earth would any guy want to aspire to be…
that?

anyway,
i stumbled across something wild over the weekend.
he legit just called this vixen “a whore” for no reason at all

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