mo’nique stands ten toes down on “f*ck my son and that tiktok”

there are times i regret my rebellious phase with my mother.
Lord,
when i think back,
i was a mess.
i remember telling her i got someone pregnant because she got me vex.
me?
someone pregnant?

i don’t think i ever fully apologized for wildin’ out.
then again…

Every teenager wanted to move out with a bunch of other teenagers,
all who weren’t working,
because they had a gigantic speaker in the living room to throw parties.

…or that might have just been me.
mo’nique legit said if she knew he would be doing tiktoks about her in the future,
she would have….

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the “God they’re insufferable” tour of mo’nique and daddy continues

Mo’Nique is ruining her legacy with me.
Ugh.

is anyone going to call mo’nique out?
someone that she doesn’t have beef with?
i feel like her and that jackal she is married to are out of control.
i wish she didn’t do club shay shay.
i’ll be 100 with you that i didn’t even watch it.
i’m kind of over her.
i don’t get their end game here with leaking her son’s past texts to the public

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mo’nique’s oldest sweet baby puts a dent in her self righteousness

two things can be true at the same time.
even three things can be true.

Mo’Nique can be the hero and the villain.

she could speak her own hurt but be responsible for the hurt of others too.
her oldest son being the person she has hurt.
hurt people hurt people?
he laid her shit bare when he exposed her for being an alleged terrible mother

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so i did something stupid…

Even Benji is judging me…

i did something stupid and i had no choice but to take a heavy L.
the other night,
cousin hybrid asked me for my paypal so his mother could send me money.
it was around 350.
half sleep,
i wrote my email to him.
days go by and i see no money.
so i hit him up and asked what happened.
Foxhole…

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the “i could have done better” crowd have issues with usher

as a millennial,
i pulled up to see my gen x legend give us a performance.
usher has been a part of many of our lives since we were young.
he has done some dumb shit over the years that has gotten him caught up.
see what i did there?
he’s like bey with songs that bring back hella memories.

Sidebar: I’m listening to Confessions and I am taken back to a time when I was getting over someone.
I couldn’t listen to this album for a long time but it still sounds so fresh as it did in 2004.

i remember when “yeah” dropped and all the white wolves lost their shit.
that song in the club use to activate peak “copy the video” too.
so when i see…

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which one of these things are different than the other for jonathan majors?

One of the greatest falls in black history.

jonathan majors did alla dis,
tried to change the way we viewed masculinity in america,
only to end up being viewed as the power player of his demise in hollywood.

Lawd.
so his exes all came out with stories of abuse.
jonathan already told me who he was and i chose to believe it.
i’m choosing to believe the type of vixens that he is really into.
these are his alleged exes

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