now,
this is a challenge i can get with.
if my partner has a nice bawdy,
as private as i am,
i might take a video/picture of:

Trying to balance a Funko Pop on his bicep
Washing clothes on his abs

you won’t see his face,
but you’ll see a bawdy part or two.
gabrielle union and drew sidora might be trying to do a new challenge with their husbands,
dwyane wade and ralph pittman…

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hair wizard to the stars,
kellon deryck,
was everything to me.
not saying he isn’t,
but the attraction went on a low temp a long time ago.
he started doing a little too much once the fame started rolling in.
for his first thirst trap of 2021,
he posted a picture the other day and i felt the familiar tingle he use to provide…

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i don’t know WHERE i firs =t saw matthew noszka,
but i followed him on the spot.
i know it was on snapchat,
but i don’t know where i saw him the first time.
i think i saw this:

 

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…and followed asap.
he is a model and has contracts with calvin klein and nike.
he had a part on “star” too.
well on the day of the solar conjunction,
his sex tapes allegedly leaked and…

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clubhouse is everyone’s latest obsession.
if you didn’t know,
clubhouse is an invite-only social media platform that relies on your vocals.
it feels like a virtual panel tbh.
think of it as twitter,
but with groups and only talking.
there is no flexing with pictures.
there is always some shit going down in clubhouse,
but late nights is where the party is really at.
usually,
there are rooms to hear vixen’s moaning for cash prizes.
last night,
one was made to hear male’s moaning for money.
atlanta’s lakeith stanfield decided to participate…

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tyler perry is single and ready to mingle.
vixens would be stupid to turn him down?
he is God-fearing,
working on his bawdy,
has a whole empire,
and did i mention paid?
he posted this on his ig stories and…

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we live in a time where celebs and regular folks are becoming sex workers.

Imagine a fine dude you know in real life droppin’ an Onlyfans?
*sweats*

well unless some fire leaks and we be on it like white on rice.
i gotta say thank you to the rona tho.
she has really pushed these folks to do whatever we say for money.
they worked out heavy for our pornographic pleasure.
it seems the sexiest wolf of 2020,
michael b jordan,
is putting his bid in to join onlyfans…

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